“I don’t like my sandwich” bro, YOU MADE IT

brother it has been 29 years pls seek help

Tomato

@KevOnStage since you have your little footlong degree and know everything!

Cucumber

you’re not even the number 1 villain…. even Hal’s cup is more coveted

.@shootermcgavin dude is crashing out

somebody schedule a wellness check for @shootermcgavin on 7/10… he’s gonna crash out

@shootermcgavin @AdamSandler what do we gotta do to get a follow back? (we want to DM you 👉👈)

nobody asked but today i ate @Doritos Footlong Nachos in my car so that i didn't have to buy air fresheners

@elmo We love him too

@AdamSandler real recognizes real…rip morris

suns out, toasted buns out

Some of you have been coming to Subway unprepared. Just to make things run more smoothly, we’re going to give you the first question on the quiz: What kind of bread do you want?

bestie wake up, we just dropped a new BOGO1 deal

getting drizzled with hot honey must feel sooo good for a sub

@pitbull spoken like a true king 🙏

Reply with your sub order that’s so good it should be named after you. We might just make it official…

pepper