“I don’t like my sandwich” bro, YOU MADE IT

Tomato

@KevOnStage since you have your little footlong degree and know everything!

Cucumber

@elmo We love him too

Some of you have been coming to Subway unprepared. Just to make things run more smoothly, we’re going to give you the first question on the quiz: What kind of bread do you want?

pepper

Reply with your sub order that’s so good it should be named after you. We might just make it official…

Dear Sub luvers, It has been brought to our attention that some of you think you have the most elite sub creations. We're intrigued. Reply with your order that's so good it should be named after you... and we might make it official. May your foot always be long, Subway.

What I’d do for a Footlong right now could change the course of history.

eating the Happy Gilmore Meal while watching Happy Gilmore 2

does your happy place have custom golf carts, resort trips, and weekly prize money? t.co/c6jlBrUkYG does…

“My exposure therapist told me to go to Subway.” “Why?” “I get anxious making decisions”

Happy Gilmore 2. Now Playing. Only on @Netflix. At participating U.S. restaurants. Add a collectible cup to any Meal of the Day or Combo for $1. Add-ons addt’l. Plus tax. 1 per Meal/Combo. While supplies last.

the summer we... gave you 40% off any footlong 🙂‍↕️ use code FORTY

Mayo. Yes or no. There is no in between and we need to know RIGHT NOW.

Pickles belong on everything. If you disagree please explain yourself in the comments immediately.

eating a sub is the love yourself version of reaching your protein goals

it’s always “can i get a free sub?” and never “that original meme was a clever way to leverage consumer spending habits without violating IP law!”