“I don’t like my sandwich” bro, YOU MADE IT

Tomato

Cucumber

@elmo We love him too

Some of you have been coming to Subway unprepared. Just to make things run more smoothly, we’re going to give you the first question on the quiz: What kind of bread do you want?

If your sandwich artist remembers your order... congrats, u made it

pepper

Reply with your sub order that’s so good it should be named after you. We might just make it official…

"that's perfect, thank you" after asking for six extra things

What I’d do for a Footlong right now could change the course of history.

Dear Sub luvers, It has been brought to our attention that some of you think you have the most elite sub creations. We're intrigued. Reply with your order that's so good it should be named after you... and we might make it official. May your foot always be long, Subway.

nothing hits harder than a post-night-out debrief with footlongs

Do we all rehearse our toppings in our head before it's our turn?

“My exposure therapist told me to go to Subway.” “Why?” “I get anxious making decisions”

Mayo. Yes or no. There is no in between and we need to know RIGHT NOW.

Pickles belong on everything. If you disagree please explain yourself in the comments immediately.

@LX4HUNNID Hi there. Thanks for reaching out. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and discomfort caused by finding a fly in your food. This is not the standard of quality and hygiene we strive to maintain. We take the cleanliness of our stores and food very seriously and we would like to direct you to the proper team. Could you please provide us with the country and exact address location of the Subway store you ordered from?

Fresh veggies sliced in-store daily. Meanwhile your fridge has a cucumber from 2023

it’s always “can i get a free sub?” and never “that original meme was a clever way to leverage consumer spending habits without violating IP law!”