hard to swallow pill: little caesars still goes hard

happy Super Bowl, say it back

you don’t need a boyfriend. you need Detroit Style Slices-N-Stix and a nap

mentally I’m in the 90s on a friday with a box of pizza

name a time Little Caesars was there for you

i know y’all have $5.99 in your account for a large two-topping pizza

70% of my day is thinking about the pizza!pizza! deal

if ur reading this on ur commute home, get pizza

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I put groceries in my fridge but a pizza came to my door… weird

like if u love orange

pizza pizza this this pizza pizza that that pizza this pizza that pizza pizza this that

being delulu is telling myself I’ll save half my Detroit Style Slices-N-Stix for later

@SarcasticGrunt Waiting is never fun and you shouldn't have to. We want to look into why this is happening. Would you mind providing the details to our Customer Care team at 1-800-722-3727 so our team may look into this? We're open Mon-Fri 9 am-7 pm EST and look forward to speaking with you.

*me going on a peaceful walk to clear my head* my head: order the pizza!pizza! deal

@MerriamWebster while we're here... it's 'pizza pizza' not 'piece of pizza'