I’m dipping stix you’ve never heard of into crazy sauce you can’t comprehend

us when we see your "deal"

hard to swallow pill: little caesars still goes hard

happy Super Bowl, say it back

you don’t need a boyfriend. you need Detroit Style Slices-N-Stix and a nap

it's also my birthday so can we focus on me for a second pls

mentally I’m in the 90s on a friday with a box of pizza

quitting my job so i can focus on Little Caesars

name a time Little Caesars was there for you

if ur reading this on ur commute home, get pizza

70% of my day is thinking about the pizza!pizza! deal

I put groceries in my fridge but a pizza came to my door… weird

like if u love orange

some of you say pizza once, and it shows

pizza pizza this this pizza pizza that that pizza this pizza that pizza pizza this that

i mean… you could get 4 cheesesteak crazy puffs for $4, just saying 🤷

being delulu is telling myself I’ll save half my Detroit Style Slices-N-Stix for later