“I don’t like my sandwich” bro, YOU MADE IT

brother it has been 29 years pls seek help

Tomato

@KevOnStage since you have your little footlong degree and know everything!

Cucumber

you’re not even the number 1 villain…. even Hal’s cup is more coveted

.@shootermcgavin dude is crashing out

somebody schedule a wellness check for @shootermcgavin on 7/10… he’s gonna crash out

@elmo We love him too

suns out, toasted buns out

Some of you have been coming to Subway unprepared. Just to make things run more smoothly, we’re going to give you the first question on the quiz: What kind of bread do you want?

pepper

Reply with your sub order that’s so good it should be named after you. We might just make it official…

Dear Sub luvers, It has been brought to our attention that some of you think you have the most elite sub creations. We're intrigued. Reply with your order that's so good it should be named after you... and we might make it official. May your foot always be long, Subway.

What I’d do for a Footlong right now could change the course of history.

eating the Happy Gilmore Meal while watching Happy Gilmore 2

does your happy place have custom golf carts, resort trips, and weekly prize money? t.co/c6jlBrUkYG does…