“I don’t like my sandwich” bro, YOU MADE IT

brother it has been 29 years pls seek help

@KevOnStage since you have your little footlong degree and know everything!

you’re not even the number 1 villain…. even Hal’s cup is more coveted

.@shootermcgavin dude is crashing out

somebody schedule a wellness check for @shootermcgavin on 7/10… he’s gonna crash out

@cfree94 rethinking everything right now

@shootermcgavin @AdamSandler what do we gotta do to get a follow back? (we want to DM you 👉👈)

nobody asked but today i ate @Doritos Footlong Nachos in my car so that i didn't have to buy air fresheners

@elmo We love him too

@AdamSandler real recognizes real…rip morris

suns out, toasted buns out

Some of you have been coming to Subway unprepared. Just to make things run more smoothly, we’re going to give you the first question on the quiz: What kind of bread do you want?

bestie wake up, we just dropped a new BOGO1 deal

getting drizzled with hot honey must feel sooo good for a sub

@pitbull spoken like a true king 🙏

Reply with your sub order that’s so good it should be named after you. We might just make it official…

Dear Sub luvers, It has been brought to our attention that some of you think you have the most elite sub creations. We're intrigued. Reply with your order that's so good it should be named after you... and we might make it official. May your foot always be long, Subway.