trying to convince our boss that wedges should stay on the menu forever. but we need “dAta””. like “rEaL nUmBErs”””. their fate is in your hands. please don’t let us down

just know our sides are always HR approved 🥶

you asked (a lot), and we listened. wedges are back

i don’t usually do this, and i didn’t run it by (um) ryan from legal, but i saw another restaurant do this and i think it’s a bigger deal this time around tbh cause their launch kinda flopped. ​ i’m not coming to you as kfc right now. not even as the colonel. i’m coming to you man to man bc i can’t keep this bottled up anymore. ​​ i once posted, “HERE, DAMN” when the wedges came back on the menu. i’m sorry for raising my voice at you but i was mad ok. ​ but then i kept reading. and rereading. and i realized something. ​ you weren’t being demanding. you were passionate. ​ you were standing up for yourself and declaring your needs. (desires?)​ but still, there was nothing i could do about it. feelings of helplessness devolved into rage. i tried to clear my head so i read some self-help books. i learned that we have control over our own emotions AND the outcomes within our lives. so, i took control. ​​ a few weeks ago, i barged into the ceo’s office and demanded that we BRING BACK THE TWISTER. yeah, that’s right. i see the comments, and i’m with you. it’s been gone for too long. she was lowkey mad but when i showed her the comments, she was persuaded. ​ anyways, today’s my last day. yeah i got fired but i did it for you. no regrets. you all got what you wanted. the twister is back today!!!!! please tell me it was worth it

THE SPIRIT OF THE COLONEL JUST LOGGED ON TO OUR ACCOUNT... HE IS NOOOOOOOT HAPPY RN

@ShedeurSanders The Colonel was rejected 1,009 times before finally landing our famous original recipe. Sometimes all a Sanders needs is a little time to cook. Congrats Shedeur!!

@Popeyes get a load of this guy

@kdb_0306 OH WE'RE BACK

@Wynnjamin808 HERE, DAMN.

@Ameen_HGA we accept

@JAY_FX__ literally everyone

@BDTRELILBROTHER we always do 😎

@Clintus literally never😫

@gehedreas frame this in the Louvre

yes i identify as a DILF Damn I Love Fried ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏᵉⁿ

@DEJboi it's a wedge!!

KFC’s original honey bbq is back. now pleaseeee give it a rest

So your ex gets a million 2nd chances but we can't get one? 🤔