i don’t usually do this, and i didn’t run it by (um) ryan from legal, but i saw another restaurant do this and i think it’s a bigger deal this time around tbh cause their launch kinda flopped. ​ i’m not coming to you as kfc right now. not even as the colonel. i’m coming to you man to man bc i can’t keep this bottled up anymore. ​​ i once posted, “HERE, DAMN” when the wedges came back on the menu. i’m sorry for raising my voice at you but i was mad ok. ​ but then i kept reading. and rereading. and i realized something. ​ you weren’t being demanding. you were passionate. ​ you were standing up for yourself and declaring your needs. (desires?)​ but still, there was nothing i could do about it. feelings of helplessness devolved into rage. i tried to clear my head so i read some self-help books. i learned that we have control over our own emotions AND the outcomes within our lives. so, i took control. ​​ a few weeks ago, i barged into the ceo’s office and demanded that we BRING BACK THE TWISTER. yeah, that’s right. i see the comments, and i’m with you. it’s been gone for too long. she was lowkey mad but when i showed her the comments, she was persuaded. ​ anyways, today’s my last day. yeah i got fired but i did it for you. no regrets. you all got what you wanted. the twister is back today!!!!! please tell me it was worth it

trying to convince our boss that wedges should stay on the menu forever. but we need “dAta””. like “rEaL nUmBErs”””. their fate is in your hands. please don’t let us down

still raw dogging your tenders?

KFC CHINA guys

sophisticated people like all three

if aliens are real why haven't they been to kfc yet?

sorry guys we were product testing for our 12th herb and spice

.@DUDEwipes just gonna let you guys handle this one

uhm

it’s come to our PrOfound attention that the world is PaCked with far tOo many mouths wateRiNg for something that’s been missing. so we’re bringing baCk tHe crIspy goodness you’ve been waiting for. for those who Can Kindly rEad betweeN the lines…you’re welcome

KFC Is Chicken

Jamal might be the real star 💀😩