I kissed the ground and i liked it

.@GenoSmith3 in case things don’t work out in free agency we’re looking for a Chief Tasting Officer…

@PopCrave Can we send her back

Sorry to say, but Frosty is out :/

Canceling my hair appointment at angie’s 1.5 salons

100 fries vs. 1 girlfriend who said she wasn’t hungry

This is what it looks like when you don’t have to pretend to like your “product”

.@TSA do I still need a real id if I have a Frosty key tag

@SheaSerrano Lord take away his strength

Can’t believe we got Travis Swift before gta6

@Popeyes Flopeyes

Keep your game fresh this March Madness with a $1 JBC or Double Stack in the Wendy’s app (w/ additional purchase).

HERE IS CUTE HASHTAG THE BURGER BUN IS A BASKETBALL