If you’re a man and you want to chop your cock off and be a woman, I simply do not care. If you’re a woman and want to grow a cock, by all means, have it. Go be whatever the fuck you want. I support your right to do whatever it is you want with your body. It’s none of my business. I don’t care. Why are you coming at me about this??? Do you understand how crazy you come off just messaging me about this random shit? Go do something productive.

This guy’s got former teammates pounding guys wives with a bun in the oven on a boat cruise and me being on dating app is a problem??? Give it a rest @RobGronkowski. It’s @roughnrowdy time. 🥊

Unbelievable.

I am announcing I will be hitting the transfer portal with a No Contact Tag. I am transferring to @LSUfootball.

Holy shit.

Mintzy threw an absolute shaker in Scottsdale tonight. What amazing support from Mintzy’s almemator Ole Miss. We showered them with gifts. If you’re still at the party at @barstoolaz right now go grab something at @StoolMintzy’s table. It’s all there to grab with @ohiotate. 🎉

What does this mean for me @StoolMintzy? I don’t need to go to the game. Maybe I just do the tailgate. Are you the front man @ohiotate. I would sub my ticket for a 5 minute FaceTime with @Lane_Kiffin ahead of the big game to discuss strategy and about the team he helped build. I’m all in on Old Miss.

We FaceTimed with the legend himself @Lane_Kiffin. I’m in shock. He built a machine and I’m going to watch it at work.

No jerking it at my place is house rule number 1 @StoolMintzy. Capeesh? I heard your loads can clog toilets. so I’m not risking a call to the plumber in your 24 hour stay. Also best you save your energy for the tailgate & game tomorrow. Plus we’ll have more time to FaceTime @Lane_Kiffin.

I hate to say it but the Leafs are winning the cup.