This guy’s got former teammates pounding guys wives with a bun in the oven on a boat cruise and me being on dating app is a problem??? Give it a rest @RobGronkowski. It’s @roughnrowdy time. 🥊

Unbelievable.

I am announcing I will be hitting the transfer portal with a No Contact Tag. I am transferring to @LSUfootball.

Holy shit.

Mintzy threw an absolute shaker in Scottsdale tonight. What amazing support from Mintzy’s almemator Ole Miss. We showered them with gifts. If you’re still at the party at @barstoolaz right now go grab something at @StoolMintzy’s table. It’s all there to grab with @ohiotate. 🎉

What does this mean for me @StoolMintzy? I don’t need to go to the game. Maybe I just do the tailgate. Are you the front man @ohiotate. I would sub my ticket for a 5 minute FaceTime with @Lane_Kiffin ahead of the big game to discuss strategy and about the team he helped build. I’m all in on Old Miss.

If Tommy’s leading after Saturday or near the top of the leaderboard he has to go out for a few pops before Sunday’s round right? Has to change it up. Not saying floor it but maybe a couple pints of Guinness??? I’ve never wanted a guy to win more.

We FaceTimed with the legend himself @Lane_Kiffin. I’m in shock. He built a machine and I’m going to watch it at work.

No jerking it at my place is house rule number 1 @StoolMintzy. Capeesh? I heard your loads can clog toilets. so I’m not risking a call to the plumber in your 24 hour stay. Also best you save your energy for the tailgate & game tomorrow. Plus we’ll have more time to FaceTime @Lane_Kiffin.

Jack Hughes has international pop stars changing nationalities days before the Olympics because the pipes too good and the undisputed #1 pick in the NHL draft is facing felony charges for apparently KO’ing a kid for talking smack to his mom. Hockey is on a war path. We’re coming for you, Goodell.