What if the Broncos win next week and the Seahawks make the Super Bowl but Sam Darnold’s oblique gets worse and we get Jarrett Stidham vs. Drew Lock in the Super Bowl

If the Giants win today they will be 8-30 in their last 38 games. 4 of those 8 wins will have been in Week 17 or 18 when they’re long eliminated from playoff contention and only playing for draft positioning. You really can’t make it up

I don’t think this guy should be fired. I think he should be put in jail. I don’t even know what law it would fall under but we just need a prison for scumbags like this

How did they pee

Very excited to join @KFCradio for the rest of summer to talk both @stoolbeachhouse and @lesmascots

So every time a girl DMs me on Instagram I’m supposed to ignore it because they MIGHT work at barstool one day?!?! That’s ridiculous! I’m going to be courteous and respond!

A lot of Blue Jays fans acting like this series is over already. Far from it. Max Fried on the bump today versus a guy who’s made 3 starts. Bats need to come alive. Fried needs to be an ace. Yankees in 4

Gloria James in 1994 when someone asked her how old her son is:

Oh this is an interesting way to find out. Nice

My goals 1. Find the love of my life 2. Make other people fight 3. Have fun 4. Convince people I’m 26 instead of 29 5. Protect those fucking girls in our house at all costs. I got your backs, ladies