For everyone asking, this whole office is either fucking or dating. This isn’t new news nor do I care. I just think it’s crazy i almost got fired for getting a drink with Ella. Meanwhile everyone has a little smokes in them.

I'm gonna start checking these fucking dweebs who keep using my name as low hanging fruit. Who ever this person is better be raking in $ and putting up #'s. The notion I do nothings is a disgrace. Also, hey dumb fuck I'm not on a yearly salary.

Went with club liv seats today. If I’m going to watch meaningless football might as well have a stripper pole in my section.

Oh and anyone celebrating a man being murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of college students is apart of the the problem. Seek help.

What about a white board of everyone who has banged here. I bet we could connect the whole company. Barstool is so back.

Dawg I’m crying laughing 😂😂😂 flew out to address her sleeping with me last night 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m sorry but if u bring ur child to a country concert u can’t tell me im not allowed to smoke a cig in an outdoor venue. U brought ur 6 year old to the concert not me. But keep pounding ur double vodka sodas 👍