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And there’s more from where this came from 🤪 

What’s the best thing YOUR kid has texted you?

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#textsfromkids #funnytexts
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thekristalondon
And there’s more from where this came from 🤪 What’s the best thing YOUR kid has texted you? 👉 Like. Share. Follow. 👈 #textsfromkids #funnytexts
If you haven’t seen the video yet, go watch it 😣 
Off to throw out ALL my glass and metal straws now! 

#saftyfirst #GlassStraw
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thekristalondon
If you haven’t seen the video yet, go watch it 😣 Off to throw out ALL my glass and metal straws now! #saftyfirst #GlassStraw
I’ve got enough of these to last a lifetime! 

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#parentinghumor #funnytexts #kidssaythefunniestthings
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thekristalondon
I’ve got enough of these to last a lifetime! 👉 Like it. Share it. Follow for more 👈 #parentinghumor #funnytexts #kidssaythefunniestthings
It’s been a full week since I became free!

Last Thursday, I received that TEXT informing me of my mother’s passing. I don’t know what I expected, but a text sure wasn’t it. Apparently my Mom passed away two days earlier.

I choose to stay silent while they were alive to be the better person. But that silence only protected her!
I refuse to protect her anymore! 

When I was only 13/14 years old, my mother faked a su!cide note in my name to get me admitted to a secure facility. A facility that later was taken to court by the government! (You can Google this one!)

Shortly after my stay, she put me in foster care claiming that I was a criminal and very troubled teen. (Despite everyone else disagreeing). 

And then, when my first baby was born, my mother kidnapped him, and tried to convince people that I was neglecting and abusing him. It took me almost 2 months to get my baby back. 

A week ago, my mother died. 
And I am now free from her. 

It’s a weird feeling. 
My mom died. 
And I’m definitely in mourning. But not in a way I’ve mourned before. It’s a “dead inside” feeling. 
It’s telling people that she’s dead, but people not knowing how to respond to my “unusual” response. 
It’s not receiving flowers or cards in the mail. 
It’s trying to explain to my husband and children that my mom is dead, and that while it’s a loss, it’s a “freeing” feeling. 

Anyway… to her spouse who texted me….. 
🖕*%* you! 
I am a SURVIVOR. And I will NOT pretend that the abuse I endured did not happen. My childhood experiences are not something I intend to keep secret or private! 

#SurvivalStory #StoryTime
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thekristalondon
It’s been a full week since I became free! Last Thursday, I received that TEXT informing me of my mother’s passing. I don’t know what I expected, but a text sure wasn’t it. Apparently my Mom passed away two days earlier. I choose to stay silent while they were alive to be the better person. But that silence only protected her! I refuse to protect her anymore! When I was only 13/14 years old, my mother faked a su!cide note in my name to get me admitted to a secure facility. A facility that later was taken to court by the government! (You can Google this one!) Shortly after my stay, she put me in foster care claiming that I was a criminal and very troubled teen. (Despite everyone else disagreeing). And then, when my first baby was born, my mother kidnapped him, and tried to convince people that I was neglecting and abusing him. It took me almost 2 months to get my baby back. A week ago, my mother died. And I am now free from her. It’s a weird feeling. My mom died. And I’m definitely in mourning. But not in a way I’ve mourned before. It’s a “dead inside” feeling. It’s telling people that she’s dead, but people not knowing how to respond to my “unusual” response. It’s not receiving flowers or cards in the mail. It’s trying to explain to my husband and children that my mom is dead, and that while it’s a loss, it’s a “freeing” feeling. Anyway… to her spouse who texted me….. 🖕*%* you! I am a SURVIVOR. And I will NOT pretend that the abuse I endured did not happen. My childhood experiences are not something I intend to keep secret or private! #SurvivalStory #StoryTime
And this is why I don’t exercise! 😂 

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#funnymoms #exercisefail #millennialhumor
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And this is why I don’t exercise! 😂 👉 Like it. Share it. Follow for more 👈 #funnymoms #exercisefail #millennialhumor
She’s gone. 
She’s out of my life forever. 
My abuser is gone. 
I’m finally free.

This morning I received a TEXT informing me of my mother’s passing. I don’t know what I expected, but a text sure wasn’t it. Apparently my Mom passed away two days ago. And a text to her daughter at 7:45am seemed the most appropriate way to go. 

Anyways, there are a LOT of new faces here. So I guess it’s time to reshare my story! Especially since I was asked not to. 

I have previously talked about this, but I never said which parent it was. At the time, I felt like it was important to ensure their privacy.

BUT 👏 NOT 👏 ANYMORE 👏 

When I was only 13/14 years old, my mother faked a su!cide note in my name to get me admitted to a secure facility. A facility that later was taken to court by the government!

Shortly after my stay, she put me in foster care claiming that I was a criminal and very troubled teen. (Despite everyone else disagreeing). 

And then, when my first baby was born, my mother kidnapped him, and tried to convince people that I was neglecting and abusing him. It took me almost 2 months to get my baby back. 

Two days ago, my mother died. 
And I am now free from her. 

It’s a weird feeling. 
My mom died. 
And I’m definitely in mourning. But not in a way I’ve mourned before. It’s a “dead inside” feeling. 
It’s telling people that she’s dead, but people not knowing how to respond to my “unusual” response. 
It’s not receiving flowers or cards in the mail. 
It’s trying to explain to my husband and children that my mom is dead, and that while it’s a loss, it’s a “freeing” feeling. 

Anyway… to her spouse who texted me and said: “PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, no social media posts about your Mom’s death or your feelings toward her! Let’s keep this a private matter between family!”
🖕*%* you! 
I am a victim. And I will NOT pretend that the abuse I endured did not happen. My childhood experiences are not something I intend to keep secret or private! 

#SurvivalStory #StoryTime
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thekristalondon
She’s gone. She’s out of my life forever. My abuser is gone. I’m finally free. This morning I received a TEXT informing me of my mother’s passing. I don’t know what I expected, but a text sure wasn’t it. Apparently my Mom passed away two days ago. And a text to her daughter at 7:45am seemed the most appropriate way to go. Anyways, there are a LOT of new faces here. So I guess it’s time to reshare my story! Especially since I was asked not to. I have previously talked about this, but I never said which parent it was. At the time, I felt like it was important to ensure their privacy. BUT 👏 NOT 👏 ANYMORE 👏 When I was only 13/14 years old, my mother faked a su!cide note in my name to get me admitted to a secure facility. A facility that later was taken to court by the government! Shortly after my stay, she put me in foster care claiming that I was a criminal and very troubled teen. (Despite everyone else disagreeing). And then, when my first baby was born, my mother kidnapped him, and tried to convince people that I was neglecting and abusing him. It took me almost 2 months to get my baby back. Two days ago, my mother died. And I am now free from her. It’s a weird feeling. My mom died. And I’m definitely in mourning. But not in a way I’ve mourned before. It’s a “dead inside” feeling. It’s telling people that she’s dead, but people not knowing how to respond to my “unusual” response. It’s not receiving flowers or cards in the mail. It’s trying to explain to my husband and children that my mom is dead, and that while it’s a loss, it’s a “freeing” feeling. Anyway… to her spouse who texted me and said: “PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, no social media posts about your Mom’s death or your feelings toward her! Let’s keep this a private matter between family!” 🖕*%* you! I am a victim. And I will NOT pretend that the abuse I endured did not happen. My childhood experiences are not something I intend to keep secret or private! #SurvivalStory #StoryTime
I’ve got enough of these to last a lifetime 😂 

Tell me I’m not the only parent who gets texts like this from their kids!

#Funnytexts #Textsfromkids
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thekristalondon
I’ve got enough of these to last a lifetime 😂 Tell me I’m not the only parent who gets texts like this from their kids! #Funnytexts #Textsfromkids
Canada is built different. But even though we are more prepared for this type of weather, those deep freezers are painful and truly can be dangerous! 

Suggestions from a well prepared Canadian: 

1. There is NO such thing as too many blankets 
2. Stock up on water like you should have stocked up on toilet paper IYKYK
3. If the power does go out, TURN OFF YOUR WATER and then let the taps all empty out. This prevents your pipes from freezing and going boom
4. Batteries! And lots! For flashlights, your cell etc 
5. Make sure your car tank is FULL of gas
6. Have cash on you 
7. Canned goods, can opener, bread and peanut butter will keep you fed if the power goes out. 
8. Check on your neighbors! Especially the elderly or the folks who live alone

And lastly, for the love of god, do NOT bring a gas powered generator in to your house. You won’t see the sun rise in the morning. 

Canadians - did I miss anything? 

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#icestorm #canadianhumor #survivingwinter
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thekristalondon
Canada is built different. But even though we are more prepared for this type of weather, those deep freezers are painful and truly can be dangerous! Suggestions from a well prepared Canadian: 1. There is NO such thing as too many blankets 2. Stock up on water like you should have stocked up on toilet paper IYKYK 3. If the power does go out, TURN OFF YOUR WATER and then let the taps all empty out. This prevents your pipes from freezing and going boom 4. Batteries! And lots! For flashlights, your cell etc 5. Make sure your car tank is FULL of gas 6. Have cash on you 7. Canned goods, can opener, bread and peanut butter will keep you fed if the power goes out. 8. Check on your neighbors! Especially the elderly or the folks who live alone And lastly, for the love of god, do NOT bring a gas powered generator in to your house. You won’t see the sun rise in the morning. Canadians - did I miss anything? 👉 Like. Share. Follow. 👈 #icestorm #canadianhumor #survivingwinter
It is VERY cold outside! A chilly -34°C 🥶 
IYKYK! 

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#BringItOn #MillennialHumor
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It is VERY cold outside! A chilly -34°C 🥶 IYKYK! 👉 Like. Share. Follow. 👈 #BringItOn #MillennialHumor
I’ve got enough of these texts to last a lifetime 😆 

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What is the funniest thing YOUR kid has texted you?
Ps. These images are created by me to ensure nothing private accidentally gets shared. 

#funnytexts #kidssaythedarndestthings #parentinghumor
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I’ve got enough of these texts to last a lifetime 😆 👉 Like. Share. Follow. 👈 What is the funniest thing YOUR kid has texted you? Ps. These images are created by me to ensure nothing private accidentally gets shared. #funnytexts #kidssaythedarndestthings #parentinghumor
Hands down, that would be me! Some of us just can’t have access to sparkly, zappy things. 😂 😂 

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#policehumor #funnyfail #viralreels
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Hands down, that would be me! Some of us just can’t have access to sparkly, zappy things. 😂 😂 👉 Like. Share. Follow. 👈 #policehumor #funnyfail #viralreels
Check your glasses guys!! You too may have fallen victim of this sneaky scam 😉 🤦‍♀️ 

I think the best part realizing this was when ALL 3 of my children laughed and said they knew! Pffff. 

#parentinghumor #millennialmoms
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Check your glasses guys!! You too may have fallen victim of this sneaky scam 😉 🤦‍♀️ I think the best part realizing this was when ALL 3 of my children laughed and said they knew! Pffff. #parentinghumor #millennialmoms
I’ve got enough of these to last a lifetime 🤪 

What’s the best thing YOUR kid has texted you?

👉 Like. Share. Follow. 👈

#textfail #funnytexts #kidssaythefunniestthings
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thekristalondon
I’ve got enough of these to last a lifetime 🤪 What’s the best thing YOUR kid has texted you? 👉 Like. Share. Follow. 👈 #textfail #funnytexts #kidssaythefunniestthings
I’ve got enough of these to last a lifetime! 

👉 Like it. Share it. Follow for more 👈

#parentinghumor #funnytexts #kidssaythefunniestthings #funnymoms #millennialmoms
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I’ve got enough of these to last a lifetime! 👉 Like it. Share it. Follow for more 👈 #parentinghumor #funnytexts #kidssaythefunniestthings #funnymoms #millennialmoms
Frank suggested I try this out! What do you think?

And yes… these kids really do send me the most unhinged texts 😂 

#funnytexts #textsfromkids
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Frank suggested I try this out! What do you think? And yes… these kids really do send me the most unhinged texts 😂 #funnytexts #textsfromkids
My abuser is dead… and my friends aren’t holding back!

When I was 13, my mother faked a suic!de note in my name to lock me in a secure facility.

After that, she forced me into foster care, labeling me a “troubled criminal”. The foster agency didn’t agree. They labelled my file as “Mother/Daughter Conflict”.

The breaking point? When my first baby was born, she kidnapped him and tried to frame me as an abusive, neglectful mother. It took two agonizing months to get my son back. I missed so many “firsts” including his first Halloween.

To her spouse, who texted me: “PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, no social media posts about your Mom’s death... Let’s keep this private!”
🖕% you.

I am a survivor. I will not bury my truth to protect your comfort. My story belongs to me.

#SurvivalStory #StoryTime
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My abuser is dead… and my friends aren’t holding back! When I was 13, my mother faked a suic!de note in my name to lock me in a secure facility. After that, she forced me into foster care, labeling me a “troubled criminal”. The foster agency didn’t agree. They labelled my file as “Mother/Daughter Conflict”. The breaking point? When my first baby was born, she kidnapped him and tried to frame me as an abusive, neglectful mother. It took two agonizing months to get my son back. I missed so many “firsts” including his first Halloween. To her spouse, who texted me: “PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, no social media posts about your Mom’s death... Let’s keep this private!” 🖕% you. I am a survivor. I will not bury my truth to protect your comfort. My story belongs to me. #SurvivalStory #StoryTime
Ya so… this is unfortunately a true story 😬 
And it gets even better! 

So… 👉 Like. Share. Follow. 👈
And I’ll post the next part asap! 

*Screenshots are recreated to ensure I don’t accidentally share anything private* 

#drivingfail #funnytexts #textsfromkids #kidssaythefunniestthings
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Ya so… this is unfortunately a true story 😬 And it gets even better! So… 👉 Like. Share. Follow. 👈 And I’ll post the next part asap! *Screenshots are recreated to ensure I don’t accidentally share anything private* #drivingfail #funnytexts #textsfromkids #kidssaythefunniestthings
It’s been a very “interesting” last few days 😬 

👉 Share with a parent who needs a laugh!

#kidssaythefunniestthings #millennialmoms #funnytexts
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It’s been a very “interesting” last few days 😬 👉 Share with a parent who needs a laugh! #kidssaythefunniestthings #millennialmoms #funnytexts
I should start charging admission to overhear my house conversations. 

#ParentingHumor #MomLifeUnfiltered #ParentingComedy #KidsSayTheDarnestThings
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I should start charging admission to overhear my house conversations. #ParentingHumor #MomLifeUnfiltered #ParentingComedy #KidsSayTheDarnestThings
Some kids won’t say “trick or treat.”
Some won’t make eye contact.
Some might just stand there quietly holding out a bucket.

They’re “those kids.”
They’re the kids who are often labeled “rude” or “entitled”. They’re the kids who’s parents often receive a lot of hate due to their “poor parenting.” 

However, they’re the kids who see the world differently. They experience the world differently. And Halloween can be a lot!

So smile, be kind, and toss in an extra candy or two. You don’t know what that child is going through. 

And hey.. even if they are too excited to say thank you, it’s not your place to parent them 😉 

🎃 Please share this to make Halloween inclusive for EVERYONE! Happy Halloween!

#autismacceptance #bekindtoeveryone
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Some kids won’t say “trick or treat.” Some won’t make eye contact. Some might just stand there quietly holding out a bucket. They’re “those kids.” They’re the kids who are often labeled “rude” or “entitled”. They’re the kids who’s parents often receive a lot of hate due to their “poor parenting.” However, they’re the kids who see the world differently. They experience the world differently. And Halloween can be a lot! So smile, be kind, and toss in an extra candy or two. You don’t know what that child is going through. And hey.. even if they are too excited to say thank you, it’s not your place to parent them 😉 🎃 Please share this to make Halloween inclusive for EVERYONE! Happy Halloween! #autismacceptance #bekindtoeveryone

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