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A failed trust fall: Not a great look for my credibility. Dankeschön, Robby, for trusting me. Entschuldigung, @biggrizz64 for trusting me. But you can trust me on one thing: Friday’s show is going to be fun. 📍 Laugh & Hip-Hop @ Club Tane 15414 Telegraph Rd, Redford, MI 🗓 Friday, August 7 ⏰ 9:00 PM 🎟 $20 at the door #DetroitComedy #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #LiveComedy
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A failed trust fall: Not a great look for my credibility. Dankeschön, Robby, for trusting me. Entschuldigung, @biggrizz64 for trusting me. But you can trust me on one thing: Friday’s show is going to be fun. 📍 Laugh & Hip-Hop @ Club Tane 15414 Telegraph Rd, Redford, MI 🗓 Friday, August 7 ⏰ 9:00 PM 🎟 $20 at the door #DetroitComedy #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #LiveComedy
This weekend I’m doing my first comedy festival: The Cassopolis Comedy Festival 🎤 Somewhere between Fat Magnum PI and the lovechild child of Wreck-It Ralph, I somehow got booked for a real festival. All infos & tickets on my website: alfonsmueller.com & Link in Bio! #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #ComedyFestival #Cassopolis
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This weekend I’m doing my first comedy festival: The Cassopolis Comedy Festival 🎤 Somewhere between Fat Magnum PI and the lovechild child of Wreck-It Ralph, I somehow got booked for a real festival. All infos & tickets on my website: alfonsmueller.com & Link in Bio! #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #ComedyFestival #Cassopolis
Last night was pure comedy lab. 🧪 Some riffs landed. Some absolutely 💣ed. Some got an audible “NASTY!” from the audience… which, honestly, is also a compliment. Now it’s time to see if these jokes can survive in competition. 🎳 This Sunday I’m competing in Kingpin of Comedy at The Garage Bar / Chicago Beef Joint in Grand Rapids. Here’s the important part: 👉 The audience decides who advances. So if you’ve ever laughed at one of my dumb ideas — or just want to watch me either triumph or spectacularly eat shit— I need you there. 📅 Sunday, July 12 🕖 7 PM 📍 Chicago Beef Joint / The Garage Bar 💸 FREE admission Come laugh. Come judge. Come vote. (And if one of these jokes offends you… imagine hearing the final version live. 😈) #StandUpComedy #GrandRapidsComedy #MichiganComedy #KingpinOfComedy #LiveComedy
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Last night was pure comedy lab. 🧪 Some riffs landed. Some absolutely 💣ed. Some got an audible “NASTY!” from the audience… which, honestly, is also a compliment. Now it’s time to see if these jokes can survive in competition. 🎳 This Sunday I’m competing in Kingpin of Comedy at The Garage Bar / Chicago Beef Joint in Grand Rapids. Here’s the important part: 👉 The audience decides who advances. So if you’ve ever laughed at one of my dumb ideas — or just want to watch me either triumph or spectacularly eat shit— I need you there. 📅 Sunday, July 12 🕖 7 PM 📍 Chicago Beef Joint / The Garage Bar 💸 FREE admission Come laugh. Come judge. Come vote. (And if one of these jokes offends you… imagine hearing the final version live. 😈) #StandUpComedy #GrandRapidsComedy #MichiganComedy #KingpinOfComedy #LiveComedy
🇩🇪 GERMANY — I’M BACK NEXT WEEK! First show, fresh off the plane: ✈️🎤 📍 Comedy Club Mannheim 📅 Friday, Sept 11 · 8:30 PM Mannheim friends — come by! ❤️ Would love to see you there. Until then: German Terminator vs. Gay Terminator. 🤖🏳️‍🌈 #Mannheim #StandUpComedy #GermanComedy #GayComedian
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🇩🇪 GERMANY — I’M BACK NEXT WEEK! First show, fresh off the plane: ✈️🎤 📍 Comedy Club Mannheim 📅 Friday, Sept 11 · 8:30 PM Mannheim friends — come by! ❤️ Would love to see you there. Until then: German Terminator vs. Gay Terminator. 🤖🏳️‍🌈 #Mannheim #StandUpComedy #GermanComedy #GayComedian
Oktoberfest 2026: Dancing, Shimmies, Pink Sunday, Beer… It was a blast!
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Oktoberfest 2026: Dancing, Shimmies, Pink Sunday, Beer… It was a blast!
Picture this: Love is Blind — Bear Edition 🐻 This is exactly the kind of chaos I’m still stealing Netflix for. See it live tomorrow at Sunday Night Funnies. 📍 Grand Rapids 🕖 7PM — Free Show All info: www.alfonsmueller.com (link in bio) All Images by @beardance / @felixiefoto #standupcomedy #grandrapids #tbru #comedy #bearsofinstagram
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Picture this: Love is Blind — Bear Edition 🐻 This is exactly the kind of chaos I’m still stealing Netflix for. See it live tomorrow at Sunday Night Funnies. 📍 Grand Rapids 🕖 7PM — Free Show All info: www.alfonsmueller.com (link in bio) All Images by @beardance / @felixiefoto #standupcomedy #grandrapids #tbru #comedy #bearsofinstagram
Apparently I’m a skincare influencer now. 🇩🇪🧴 Earth Therapeutics gave me their 5-Minute Nightly Reset Kit, so naturally I took it on the road. Five steps, five minutes, one German in a Midwest restroom. And this collaboration actually supports my comedy: use ALFONS20 for 20% off through my affiliate link. You save 20%, and I earn a commission from your purchase. ❤️ 🔗 Link in bio / Stories 🏷️ Code: ALFONS20 #EarthTherapeutics #MensSkincare #GermanComedian #StandUpComedy
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Apparently I’m a skincare influencer now. 🇩🇪🧴 Earth Therapeutics gave me their 5-Minute Nightly Reset Kit, so naturally I took it on the road. Five steps, five minutes, one German in a Midwest restroom. And this collaboration actually supports my comedy: use ALFONS20 for 20% off through my affiliate link. You save 20%, and I earn a commission from your purchase. ❤️ 🔗 Link in bio / Stories 🏷️ Code: ALFONS20 #EarthTherapeutics #MensSkincare #GermanComedian #StandUpComedy
Sibling love means supporting her athletic potential. 🏈 My little sister has basically the same body as me. The WNBA might not be calling — but if the WNFL ever becomes a thing, she’s going first round. Shot last Friday at Detroit Has Talent: Laugh & Hip Hop in Detroit. Apparently roasting my own family was just training for tomorrow. 🔥 ROAST AT THE REX: Men vs Everybody 📍 Rex Theatre — Morenci, MI 📅 Tomorrow, August 15 🕗 8 PM Come watch me roast people I’m not related to. Also: costume malfunction in the Reel! #BellyBlitzer #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #RoastComedy #DetroitComedy
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Sibling love means supporting her athletic potential. 🏈 My little sister has basically the same body as me. The WNBA might not be calling — but if the WNFL ever becomes a thing, she’s going first round. Shot last Friday at Detroit Has Talent: Laugh & Hip Hop in Detroit. Apparently roasting my own family was just training for tomorrow. 🔥 ROAST AT THE REX: Men vs Everybody 📍 Rex Theatre — Morenci, MI 📅 Tomorrow, August 15 🕗 8 PM Come watch me roast people I’m not related to. Also: costume malfunction in the Reel! #BellyBlitzer #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #RoastComedy #DetroitComedy
🫣🎉A whole week of shows across Michigan starts Wednesday! 🎤 First stop: Clean Comedy Night at Michigan Moonshine Distillery & BBQ. ✅ Clean jokes ✅ Free admission ✅ Great lineup If you’ve been meaning to come see me live, this is probably the easiest place to start. 📍Wednesday, August 5 • 7:30 PM #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #GrandRapidsEvents #CleanComedy
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🫣🎉A whole week of shows across Michigan starts Wednesday! 🎤 First stop: Clean Comedy Night at Michigan Moonshine Distillery & BBQ. ✅ Clean jokes ✅ Free admission ✅ Great lineup If you’ve been meaning to come see me live, this is probably the easiest place to start. 📍Wednesday, August 5 • 7:30 PM #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #GrandRapidsEvents #CleanComedy
🇩🇪 STUTTGART — HEUTE ABEND! 🇺🇸 Endlich wurde DEI abgeschafft und ich kann den Job bekommen, von dem ich immer geträumt habe: bei HOOTERS. 🦉 Ob ich für die Stelle qualifiziert bin, seht ihr im Video. Den Rest gibt’s heute Abend live: 🫧 Comedy Bubbles 📍 Stuttgart 🕢 Heute, 19:30 Uhr Come see what happens when German efficiency meets American employment opportunities. 🇩🇪🇺🇸 #ComedyBubbles #Stuttgart #Standup #Comedy #Hooters
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🇩🇪 STUTTGART — HEUTE ABEND! 🇺🇸 Endlich wurde DEI abgeschafft und ich kann den Job bekommen, von dem ich immer geträumt habe: bei HOOTERS. 🦉 Ob ich für die Stelle qualifiziert bin, seht ihr im Video. Den Rest gibt’s heute Abend live: 🫧 Comedy Bubbles 📍 Stuttgart 🕢 Heute, 19:30 Uhr Come see what happens when German efficiency meets American employment opportunities. 🇩🇪🇺🇸 #ComedyBubbles #Stuttgart #Standup #Comedy #Hooters
Some people need therapy. Some people just shouldn’t be in charge. This clip is me trying to make sense of a week where reality keeps trying to out-satire comedians. The best part, though, is that this set was part of Balancing the Humors, a comedy show benefiting mental health and wellness initiatives through Doctors Without Borders. Mental health deserves compassion. Power deserves scrutiny. Comedy gets to know the difference. If this joke made you laugh (or made you uncomfortable for the right reasons), that’s exactly why I love doing benefit shows like this. ❤️ Thanks to everyone who came out and supported a cause that matters. #StandUpComedy #MentalHealthMatters #PoliticalComedy #ComedyForACause #MichiganComedy
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Some people need therapy. Some people just shouldn’t be in charge. This clip is me trying to make sense of a week where reality keeps trying to out-satire comedians. The best part, though, is that this set was part of Balancing the Humors, a comedy show benefiting mental health and wellness initiatives through Doctors Without Borders. Mental health deserves compassion. Power deserves scrutiny. Comedy gets to know the difference. If this joke made you laugh (or made you uncomfortable for the right reasons), that’s exactly why I love doing benefit shows like this. ❤️ Thanks to everyone who came out and supported a cause that matters. #StandUpComedy #MentalHealthMatters #PoliticalComedy #ComedyForACause #MichiganComedy
Last Friday at Turtle Cat Comedy, Ann Arbor watched me explain how AI is doing my job search while AI is doing the hiring. The economy is a conversation between two robots and I am the Terms & Conditions nobody read. 🤖 Next Show: Wednesday April 8th. River City Saloon. Grand Rapids. Link in bio. 🎤 #StandupComedy #GenX #AIHumor #GrandRapids #Comedy
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Last Friday at Turtle Cat Comedy, Ann Arbor watched me explain how AI is doing my job search while AI is doing the hiring. The economy is a conversation between two robots and I am the Terms & Conditions nobody read. 🤖 Next Show: Wednesday April 8th. River City Saloon. Grand Rapids. Link in bio. 🎤 #StandupComedy #GenX #AIHumor #GrandRapids #Comedy
🎃 Good Witch - Bad Decisions: Wicked Halloween meets Midlife Crisis 🧙‍♀️💅 Glenn… … … ‘Duh! ✨ & Alfons-aba… looking rough 😈 Still fighting like sisters. Still bitching like witches. Welcome to “Wicked – Not For Good.” 💚🖤 They used to be Popular! #DownTheWitchesRoad #Halloween #Wicked #WickedNotForGood #HalloweenCouple #GayWitches #WickedParody #ForGoodish #Popular #QueerCostumes
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🎃 Good Witch - Bad Decisions: Wicked Halloween meets Midlife Crisis 🧙‍♀️💅 Glenn… … … ‘Duh! ✨ & Alfons-aba… looking rough 😈 Still fighting like sisters. Still bitching like witches. Welcome to “Wicked – Not For Good.” 💚🖤 They used to be Popular! #DownTheWitchesRoad #Halloween #Wicked #WickedNotForGood #HalloweenCouple #GayWitches #WickedParody #ForGoodish #Popular #QueerCostumes
Putting the joke back into job loss. 🎤 Great night at Brewery Outré in Kalamazoo. 🍻 Always fun room and awesome audience — and a strong lineup all around. #StandUpComedy #KalamazooComedy #LiveComedy #ComedyLife #MidwestComedy
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Putting the joke back into job loss. 🎤 Great night at Brewery Outré in Kalamazoo. 🍻 Always fun room and awesome audience — and a strong lineup all around. #StandUpComedy #KalamazooComedy #LiveComedy #ComedyLife #MidwestComedy
4 Shows. 1 Joke. Dozens of bad ideas. Pride Month 🌈 is almost over, and I started wondering about the people who always claim they’re being left out. The unfunny majority of Culture Warriors. So I imagined what their Pride Celebration might look like. The results were not encouraging. 😬 If you’re in Michigan, come see me live this Friday, June 26, at Brewery Outre — one of my favorite rooms in the state. 🎤🍻 #StandUpComedy #Comedy #PoliticalComedy
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4 Shows. 1 Joke. Dozens of bad ideas. Pride Month 🌈 is almost over, and I started wondering about the people who always claim they’re being left out. The unfunny majority of Culture Warriors. So I imagined what their Pride Celebration might look like. The results were not encouraging. 😬 If you’re in Michigan, come see me live this Friday, June 26, at Brewery Outre — one of my favorite rooms in the state. 🎤🍻 #StandUpComedy #Comedy #PoliticalComedy
🎉 Happy Birthday to me! 🎤 Final set at Manny’s Bar & Grill 📚 Big men in history failing at 47 📸 Real talk about dick pics 🌪️ Ignored a tornado warning—TornadoSchmornado! #StandUpComedy #GrandRapidsComedy #TornadoSchmornado
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🎉 Happy Birthday to me! 🎤 Final set at Manny’s Bar & Grill 📚 Big men in history failing at 47 📸 Real talk about dick pics 🌪️ Ignored a tornado warning—TornadoSchmornado! #StandUpComedy #GrandRapidsComedy #TornadoSchmornado
🇩🇪🐻 I performed one of three sets at Big Belly Laughs — the first ever standup show at Beardance, TBRU 30. Shoutout to @thatjeffisfunny and @josephschles for making it happen. The other two were funnier. I was less dressed! Bavarian migrant energy. Textile contouring. Pokémon 🐻 strategy. Love Is Blind Bear Edition. A room full of fabulous beings and one German who arrived severely dehydrated. Video is live. Link in bio. ——— This Friday I headline Turtle Cat Comedy in Ann Arbor. 📍 Hear.Say Brewing + Theater 📅 April 3rd / 9pm 🎟️ All Info on my website - link in Bio #TBRU #Beardance #OnlyFons #StandUp #bearsofinstagram🐻
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🇩🇪🐻 I performed one of three sets at Big Belly Laughs — the first ever standup show at Beardance, TBRU 30. Shoutout to @thatjeffisfunny and @josephschles for making it happen. The other two were funnier. I was less dressed! Bavarian migrant energy. Textile contouring. Pokémon 🐻 strategy. Love Is Blind Bear Edition. A room full of fabulous beings and one German who arrived severely dehydrated. Video is live. Link in bio. ——— This Friday I headline Turtle Cat Comedy in Ann Arbor. 📍 Hear.Say Brewing + Theater 📅 April 3rd / 9pm 🎟️ All Info on my website - link in Bio #TBRU #Beardance #OnlyFons #StandUp #bearsofinstagram🐻
My relationship with Taco Bell remains committed, complicated and legally inadvisable. 🌮 Caught this one at Laughter on the Lakeshore in Muskegon. Grand Rapids: I’m back on stage Friday at Punchlines on the Patio at Fulton Street Pub — 7PM, free show. #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #GrandRapidsComedy #TacoBell Spoiler: Belly Blitzer! 🤭
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My relationship with Taco Bell remains committed, complicated and legally inadvisable. 🌮 Caught this one at Laughter on the Lakeshore in Muskegon. Grand Rapids: I’m back on stage Friday at Punchlines on the Patio at Fulton Street Pub — 7PM, free show. #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #GrandRapidsComedy #TacoBell Spoiler: Belly Blitzer! 🤭
Being married to a comedian is dangerous. Being his voluntary stuntman is worse. Robby @biggrizz64 risked everything for our most ambitious shot yet. When production abandoned him, Kollette rushed in as an unlicensed first responder. 🐶 You can still trust me about Friday: 📍 Laugh & Hip-Hop at Club Tane, Redford 🗓 August 7 | 9 PM 🎟 $20 at the door #DetroitComedy #BehindTheScenes #StandUpComedy
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Being married to a comedian is dangerous. Being his voluntary stuntman is worse. Robby @biggrizz64 risked everything for our most ambitious shot yet. When production abandoned him, Kollette rushed in as an unlicensed first responder. 🐶 You can still trust me about Friday: 📍 Laugh & Hip-Hop at Club Tane, Redford 🗓 August 7 | 9 PM 🎟 $20 at the door #DetroitComedy #BehindTheScenes #StandUpComedy
🏋️‍♂️ GYM FASHION, KEGEL EXERCISES & A VERY TIGHT CHRISTMAS! 🎄🐻 Apparently, everybody has an opinion about what men should wear to the gym these days. As a hairy German bear, I have a few thoughts of my own. Especially when it comes to showing some skin. 💪 And with Christmas approaching, I’ve already started working on a very special present for my husband. KEGEL EXERCISES! 🍑 Fun fact: In Germany, we have entire Kegel clubs. Trust me, they’re NOT what you’re hoping for. 🇩🇪 🎤 AND I’M TAKING ALL THIS NONSENSE ON THE ROAD! My comedy calendar is filling up fast! From Grand Rapids to Kalamazoo, Zeeland, Rockford, and Battle Creek, I’ll be bringing my German accent, questionable wisdom, and plenty of laughs to stages across Michigan. 📅 Want to catch me live? 👉 Check out all my upcoming shows, dates, venues, and ticket information: 🌐 www.alfonsmueller.com Come laugh with me. I promise the only thing getting a workout is your pelvic floor! 🐻 #OnlyFons #StandUpComedy #GermanComedian #GayComedy #MichiganComedy
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🏋️‍♂️ GYM FASHION, KEGEL EXERCISES & A VERY TIGHT CHRISTMAS! 🎄🐻 Apparently, everybody has an opinion about what men should wear to the gym these days. As a hairy German bear, I have a few thoughts of my own. Especially when it comes to showing some skin. 💪 And with Christmas approaching, I’ve already started working on a very special present for my husband. KEGEL EXERCISES! 🍑 Fun fact: In Germany, we have entire Kegel clubs. Trust me, they’re NOT what you’re hoping for. 🇩🇪 🎤 AND I’M TAKING ALL THIS NONSENSE ON THE ROAD! My comedy calendar is filling up fast! From Grand Rapids to Kalamazoo, Zeeland, Rockford, and Battle Creek, I’ll be bringing my German accent, questionable wisdom, and plenty of laughs to stages across Michigan. 📅 Want to catch me live? 👉 Check out all my upcoming shows, dates, venues, and ticket information: 🌐 www.alfonsmueller.com Come laugh with me. I promise the only thing getting a workout is your pelvic floor! 🐻 #OnlyFons #StandUpComedy #GermanComedian #GayComedy #MichiganComedy

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Alfons Mueller (@kolossus) has 13.3K Instagram followers with a 3.78% engagement rate over the past 12 months. Across 72.0 posts, Alfons Mueller received 43.3K total likes and 1.16M impressions, averaging 601 likes per post. This page tracks Alfons Mueller's performance metrics, top content, and engagement trends — updated daily. To benchmark @kolossus against other accounts, use Socialpruf's Instagram competitor analysis tool.

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