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kolossus
A failed trust fall:
Not a great look for my credibility.
Dankeschön, Robby, for trusting me.
Entschuldigung, @biggrizz64 for trusting me.
But you can trust me on one thing:
Friday’s show is going to be fun.
📍 Laugh & Hip-Hop @ Club Tane
15414 Telegraph Rd, Redford, MI
🗓 Friday, August 7
⏰ 9:00 PM
🎟 $20 at the door
#DetroitComedy #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #LiveComedy
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kolossus
This weekend I’m doing my first comedy festival:
The Cassopolis Comedy Festival 🎤
Somewhere between Fat Magnum PI and the lovechild child of Wreck-It Ralph, I somehow got booked for a real festival.
All infos & tickets on my website:
alfonsmueller.com & Link in Bio!
#StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #ComedyFestival #Cassopolis
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kolossus
Last night was pure comedy lab. 🧪
Some riffs landed.
Some absolutely 💣ed.
Some got an audible “NASTY!” from the audience… which, honestly, is also a compliment.
Now it’s time to see if these jokes can survive in competition.
🎳 This Sunday I’m competing in Kingpin of Comedy at The Garage Bar / Chicago Beef Joint in Grand Rapids.
Here’s the important part:
👉 The audience decides who advances.
So if you’ve ever laughed at one of my dumb ideas — or just want to watch me either triumph or spectacularly eat shit— I need you there.
📅 Sunday, July 12
🕖 7 PM
📍 Chicago Beef Joint / The Garage Bar
💸 FREE admission
Come laugh.
Come judge.
Come vote.
(And if one of these jokes offends you… imagine hearing the final version live. 😈)
#StandUpComedy #GrandRapidsComedy #MichiganComedy #KingpinOfComedy #LiveComedy
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kolossus
Picture this: Love is Blind — Bear Edition 🐻
This is exactly the kind of chaos
I’m still stealing Netflix for.
See it live tomorrow at Sunday Night Funnies.
📍 Grand Rapids
🕖 7PM — Free Show
All info: www.alfonsmueller.com (link in bio)
All Images by @beardance / @felixiefoto
#standupcomedy #grandrapids #tbru #comedy #bearsofinstagram
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9mo ago
kolossus
Bearrison Street Fair was such a good time! Guests were thrilled and genuinely surprised to receive a physical keepsake photo print on the spot. It was such a joy to watch their reactions throughout the day! #bearrison #bearevent #gaybear
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kolossus
🫣🎉A whole week of shows across Michigan starts Wednesday! 🎤
First stop:
Clean Comedy Night at Michigan Moonshine Distillery & BBQ.
✅ Clean jokes
✅ Free admission
✅ Great lineup
If you’ve been meaning to come see me live, this is probably the easiest place to start.
📍Wednesday, August 5 • 7:30 PM
#StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #GrandRapidsEvents #CleanComedy
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4mo ago
kolossus
Last Friday at Turtle Cat Comedy, Ann Arbor watched me explain how AI is doing my job search while AI is doing the hiring.
The economy is a conversation between two robots and I am the Terms & Conditions nobody read. 🤖
Next Show: Wednesday April 8th. River City Saloon. Grand Rapids. Link in bio. 🎤
#StandupComedy #GenX #AIHumor #GrandRapids #Comedy
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kolossus
🎃 Good Witch - Bad Decisions:
Wicked Halloween meets Midlife Crisis 🧙♀️💅
Glenn… … … ‘Duh! ✨ &
Alfons-aba… looking rough 😈
Still fighting like sisters. Still bitching like witches.
Welcome to “Wicked – Not For Good.” 💚🖤
They used to be Popular!
#DownTheWitchesRoad
#Halloween #Wicked
#WickedNotForGood #HalloweenCouple #GayWitches #WickedParody #ForGoodish #Popular #QueerCostumes
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kolossus
Putting the joke back into job loss. 🎤
Great night at Brewery Outré in Kalamazoo. 🍻
Always fun room and awesome audience — and a strong lineup all around.
#StandUpComedy #KalamazooComedy #LiveComedy #ComedyLife #MidwestComedy
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3w ago
kolossus
Some people need therapy.
Some people just shouldn’t be in charge.
This clip is me trying to make sense of a week where reality keeps trying to out-satire comedians.
The best part, though, is that this set was part of Balancing the Humors, a comedy show benefiting mental health and wellness initiatives through Doctors Without Borders.
Mental health deserves compassion.
Power deserves scrutiny.
Comedy gets to know the difference.
If this joke made you laugh (or made you uncomfortable for the right reasons), that’s exactly why I love doing benefit shows like this.
❤️ Thanks to everyone who came out and supported a cause that matters.
#StandUpComedy #MentalHealthMatters #PoliticalComedy #ComedyForACause #MichiganComedy
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kolossus
4 Shows. 1 Joke. Dozens of bad ideas.
Pride Month 🌈 is almost over, and I started wondering about the people who always claim they’re being left out.
The unfunny majority of Culture Warriors.
So I imagined what their Pride Celebration might look like.
The results were not encouraging. 😬
If you’re in Michigan, come see me live this Friday, June 26, at Brewery Outre — one of my favorite rooms in the state. 🎤🍻
#StandUpComedy #Comedy #PoliticalComedy
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kolossus
🎉 Happy Birthday to me!
🎤 Final set at Manny’s Bar & Grill
📚 Big men in history failing at 47
📸 Real talk about dick pics
🌪️ Ignored a tornado warning—TornadoSchmornado!
#StandUpComedy #GrandRapidsComedy #TornadoSchmornado
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4mo ago
kolossus
🇩🇪🐻 I performed one of three sets at Big Belly Laughs — the first ever standup show at Beardance, TBRU 30. Shoutout to @thatjeffisfunny and @josephschles for making it happen. The other two were funnier. I was less dressed!
Bavarian migrant energy. Textile contouring. Pokémon 🐻 strategy. Love Is Blind Bear Edition. A room full of fabulous beings and one German who arrived severely dehydrated.
Video is live. Link in bio.
———
This Friday I headline Turtle Cat Comedy in Ann Arbor.
📍 Hear.Say Brewing + Theater
📅 April 3rd / 9pm
🎟️ All Info on my website - link in Bio
#TBRU #Beardance #OnlyFons #StandUp #bearsofinstagram🐻
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9mo ago
kolossus
🐻✨ Bearrison Street Fair, San Francisco — what a ride!
My first outdoor set surrounded by bears, leather, glitter, and the best kind of protest energy.
Comedy under the Californian sun and next to the “No Kings” demo — so naturally, I told the crowd what we Germans did with ours. 👑🇩🇪
Trying to be inspirational for the Orange 😉
#BearrisonStreetFair #StandUpComedy #GayComedian #GermanComedian #OnlyFons #InstaBears #ComedyInTheWild
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6mo ago
kolossus
Gute Nachrichten 🇩🇪✨
I’m back in the Heimatland.
Currently:
🥨 Butterbrezeln
🌭 Landjäger
🧖♂️ Thermen & being naked in Saunas
🎤 And doing COMEDY
📍 Stuttgart
🗓 Tomorrow & Monday
🎭 Comedy Bubbles
Come by and learn from a Bio-Deutscher mit Migrationshintergrund how an ICE storm is absolutely derailing the USA.
Bis dann. See y’all. 😌🇩🇪🇺🇸
#StuttgartComedy #ComedyBubbles #StandUpComedy #BackInGermany #MigrantLife
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kolossus
Being married to a comedian is dangerous.
Being his voluntary stuntman is worse.
Robby @biggrizz64 risked everything for our most ambitious shot yet. When production abandoned him, Kollette rushed in as an unlicensed first responder. 🐶
You can still trust me about Friday:
📍 Laugh & Hip-Hop at Club Tane, Redford
🗓 August 7 | 9 PM
🎟 $20 at the door
#DetroitComedy #BehindTheScenes #StandUpComedy
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2mo ago
kolossus
Throwback to one of my last sets:
daddy’s, virgins, questionable fashion choices and several reasons why I should never be handed a microphone unsupervised. 🇩🇪
Tomorrow / Thursday at BOLD Cigar Lounge.
Come classy. Leave confused.
#GrandRapidsComedy #StandUpComedy #GayComedian #MichiganComedy
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1mo ago
kolossus
A clip from the Cassopolis Comedy Festival.
Turns out a small Bavarian village and the United States have very different ideas about celebrating anniversaries. 🇩🇪🇺🇸
Tonight:
📍 The Comedy Project
🕖 7 PM
#StandUpComedy #ComedyClip #MichiganComedy #GermanComedian #GrandRapids
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3w ago
kolossus
🚨 West Michigan roll call!
Who’s coming to the first round of Kingpin of Comedy tonight?
If you’re in Grand Rapids, Holland, Muskegon, Kalamazoo, Grand Haven, Rockford, Wyoming, Kentwood, Byron Center, Jenison, Hudsonville, Zeeland, Wayland, Lowell, Greenville—or anywhere close enough to justify a night out—I’d love to see you there.
🎤 Kingpin of Comedy – Opening Round
📍 Chicago Beef Joint
822 Ottawa Ave NW, Grand Rapids
🕖 7:00 PM
🎟️ FREE ADMISSION
I’ll be on stage alongside a killer lineup of comics, trying to make it to the next round. Come cheer, heckle (within reason), or just enjoy a free comedy show.
Comment if you’re coming so I know who to blame when my German accent gets me eliminated. 🇩🇪😂
#StandUpComedy #GrandRapids #WestMichigan #KingpinOfComedy #Comedy
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4mo ago
kolossus
Tony Soprano wants his tracksuit back.
He’s gonna have to wait.
Tonight I’m headlining Turtle Cat Comedy at Hear.Say Brewing + Theater in Ann Arbor — April 3rd, 9pm, $15.
Link in bio. See you there. 🐢🐱
#standupcomedy #annarbor #comedyshow #turtlecatcomedy #michigancomedy
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