Dear Comedies, We miss you.

Wow Aidan Hutchinson is fast! If he didn’t look back 15 times probably would’ve scored

I just spit out my coffee

Probably a stupid question but…who puts the jacket on you at The Masters if you win back to back years?

I have yet to see this guy lose a bet. Sharpest fucking kid on Twitter. Well done 👏

I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say this is the most insane sentence I have ever read

There’s a reason Saban retired when he did. Julio Jones used to get up from practice in an entourage of Escalades. Bama players were basically treated like pros and paid like them. If you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying. The best ones just don’t get caught, and he was the best

Trying to find the words to describe Chris Gotterup on this back nine. All I can come up with is…colossal fuck up

No disrespect to Landon Donovan, Tim Howard, Clint Dempsey and Jozy Altidore…but this 2026 World Cup team would whoop their fucking ass

Sam Leavitt making $5-7 million dollars makes you start to think we may have printed too much money

So you’re telling me now that every school can pay their players all of a sudden Georgia and Alabama can’t even sniff the National Championship…? What a coincidence.

If you have a 7:30 reservation at a nice restaurant and the table still isn’t ready at 7:55 is it okay to start getting cranky?

There's gotta be some kind of petition we can sign to make this stop

How did Emeka Egbuka go from being the offensive rookie of the year to a bust so quickly? This is breaking my heart