Porzingis 100% actually has aids if they could only get George Niang for him.

This post aged like fucking milk 😂😂😂

I feel like Pat Mahomes won a Super Bowl with this exact receiving corps.

If you woulda told me every single one of these guys would be trash in the pros I woulda called you a meth head.

Im so stupid that my brain can’t figure out how this is possible.

Having DJ Uiagalelei play in the hall of fame game is like inviting Osama Bin Laden to your July 4th party.

True story: I used to be so addicted to scratch offs that I lived in an apartment building that was attached to a 7/11 and the employees had my cell phone number and they’d text me stuff like “dude just came in and lost 7 gold rush in a row you should get here now”

Listen to me right fucking now—this is the ONLY thing there is to gamble on today. We need to dissect every single part of this game. I wanna know who Cal’s punter is banging. Are Hawaii’s QB’s parents still together or divorced? Are there nightclubs in Hawaii for these kids to party at? Did anyone eat bad poke????