Porzingis 100% actually has aids if they could only get George Niang for him.

I feel like Pat Mahomes won a Super Bowl with this exact receiving corps.

If you woulda told me every single one of these guys would be trash in the pros I woulda called you a meth head.

Im so stupid that my brain can’t figure out how this is possible.

Having DJ Uiagalelei play in the hall of fame game is like inviting Osama Bin Laden to your July 4th party.

@shadybiev Man shut yo cottage cheese ass up 😂😂😂

True story: I used to be so addicted to scratch offs that I lived in an apartment building that was attached to a 7/11 and the employees had my cell phone number and they’d text me stuff like “dude just came in and lost 7 gold rush in a row you should get here now”

VCU is like that girl you dated in high school that would fuck your friends sometimes and you hated her then she would always come back and say “I swear to god im different this time im totally not gonna fuck your friends this time just give me another chance” so you do and then she gets drunk and bangs your friend Brad fuck you Brad and fuck you VCU.

And I can go ahead and throw my Penn State ticket right into the trash.

@Moneyplayzz Impregnate a homeless woman

Moments I wish Twitter was around for: - Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky - Malice at the Palace - Janet Jackson nip slip - Randy Johnson killing that bird - Michael Jordan playing baseball -Red Sox 3-0 comeback - Chris Webber timeout What am I missing?