I thought I would never tweet this in my life but - Thank you Pakistan for brokering world peace ✌️ 🙏
The permanent 4 digit PIN initiative by @Uber_India is 👌👌
A question for CAs and GST experts out there - I use a personal credit card (CC). Recently the CC company sent me annual renewal charges of 10K + GST. I asked them that since I am registered under GST please take my GST number and send me a GST Tax Invoice so that I can claim ITC. They are refusing that my CC is a "retail card intended for personal use" it is not permissible to give me a GST Tax Invoice. Are they right? Please help
Papa ney war rukwa di Abu ney battle rukwa di
Hey @grok how many times did Modiji use the word 'Congress' in this speech. A friend needs to know
How Karma comes back to bite you. At one time Andh Bhakts used to hate Italian women.
The National Anthem which played before the movie 🫡
Send him back to Israel, let him hug Netanyahu and confirm if he is alive or not.
More power to you @namitathapar 👍
Nehruji was PM for 4398 days Modiji has been PM for 4399 days 💪. . . . . . and in all these 4399 days he has thought of and mentioned Nehruji every day 😁
One potent burp or fart or sneeze and the entire train suffocates 😑
Few observations wrt recent trip to UK and Europe : 1. There is no Diet Coke in Europe. Only Coke Zero and that too in flavors . 2. Lot of options for Zero Beer also i.e. Beer with 0% alcohol. Even Kingfisher had it 3. Even the sugar content in drinks like Fanta was very less as compared to India 4. The menace of Matcha and viral Dubai chocolate with kunafa has spread there too 😑
Yesterday flew from Amsterdam to Mumbai on @IndiGo6E 6E22. On time, good food and great service by the ever smiling air hostesses 🙏 Also special mention to Mr Nishant (Duty Manager at AMS) However once the plane landed in Mumbai, they used a ramp and doors did not open for like 25 mins as buses were not available 🙄 Then baggage also delayed 😑 Kya yaar?
Come to think of it - Andhbhakts become the longest serving blind followers of a political party in the history of India 💪🫶
This is so amazing 👏👏
But Hon PM Sir - BJP is in power in Assam since 2016 🙄
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