I thought I would never tweet this in my life but - Thank you Pakistan for brokering world peace ✌️ 🙏

Hey @grok is this true

The permanent 4 digit PIN initiative by @Uber_India is 👌👌

A question for CAs and GST experts out there - I use a personal credit card (CC). Recently the CC company sent me annual renewal charges of 10K + GST. I asked them that since I am registered under GST please take my GST number and send me a GST Tax Invoice so that I can claim ITC. They are refusing that my CC is a "retail card intended for personal use" it is not permissible to give me a GST Tax Invoice. Are they right? Please help

Hey @Grok is this true?

Papa ney war rukwa di Abu ney battle rukwa di

Hey @grok how many times did Modiji use the word 'Congress' in this speech. A friend needs to know

How Karma comes back to bite you. At one time Andh Bhakts used to hate Italian women.

The National Anthem which played before the movie 🫡

Send him back to Israel, let him hug Netanyahu and confirm if he is alive or not.

The Govt has purposely installed potholes on Indian roads so that the continuous shaking of the car helps blend Ethanol to Petrol ✨️

More power to you @namitathapar 👍

Sensex drops by 500 points my portfolio loses Rs. 15Lacs Sensex rises by 500 points my portfolio gains Rs. 15,000 What kind of sorcery is this 😁😁😁

Since today morning all my Andhbhakt Uncle friends on different WhatsApp groups sending videos on Deep State, Chinese and Pakistani funding of this students protest 😁😁 So cute. They still dont know what hit them. Deep State and foreign funding?? As Kamra once said - Yeh students ka udhaari hain canteen mein 😁

Nehruji was PM for 4398 days Modiji has been PM for 4399 days 💪. . . . . . and in all these 4399 days he has thought of and mentioned Nehruji every day 😁

But honestly last 10 days no reaction from Delhi CM!? Where was she?

One potent burp or fart or sneeze and the entire train suffocates 😑