If I saw her in a bar I'd get drunk and not talk to her at record speed

And that, my friends, marks the official end of White Boy Summer

I know another running back who had an issue with gloves

A child-proof lock

Dart's out here bagging supermodels while Skattebo is at home testing how fast he can throw a gerbil

Gotta respect the consistency, even his friends are in their 20s

nvm I got it

"Nah man, I don't smoke" 3 beers later:

Don't let Zion see this

The guy who was supposed to fix my HVAC just told me he had to cancel because of this

Some schizophrenic guy who doesn't follow football is probably starting to really freak out

NFL RedZone just got a whole lot better

The funniest part about this is that they probably genuinely had a lot to talk about