Unbelievable.

I am announcing I will be hitting the transfer portal with a No Contact Tag. I am transferring to @LSUfootball.

Holy shit.

Oil got nothing. They have no room. Anaconda choke hold. Game over.

What is this?

I’m hearing rumblings the Korean Women who blew the roof off Crypto dot com arena in Game 1 with their Harmonica rendition of the Star Spangled Banner were asked to return for Game 2 in LA tonight. As of this time they have declined due to rest. I’m not fucking around that’s actually what I’m hearing. I’m really hoping I’m wrong and we get that action again. 🇰🇷

Mintzy threw an absolute shaker in Scottsdale tonight. What amazing support from Mintzy’s almemator Ole Miss. We showered them with gifts. If you’re still at the party at @barstoolaz right now go grab something at @StoolMintzy’s table. It’s all there to grab with @ohiotate. 🎉

Stop tagging me in this.

What does this mean for me @StoolMintzy? I don’t need to go to the game. Maybe I just do the tailgate. Are you the front man @ohiotate. I would sub my ticket for a 5 minute FaceTime with @Lane_Kiffin ahead of the big game to discuss strategy and about the team he helped build. I’m all in on Old Miss.

If Tommy’s leading after Saturday or near the top of the leaderboard he has to go out for a few pops before Sunday’s round right? Has to change it up. Not saying floor it but maybe a couple pints of Guinness??? I’ve never wanted a guy to win more.

We FaceTimed with the legend himself @Lane_Kiffin. I’m in shock. He built a machine and I’m going to watch it at work.

Oh for Christ’s sake.

No wonder Rantanen wanted out.