I just want to remind everyone that it’s a federal crime and if you watch it you are complicit and an accessory and you will be tried criminally. Have some respect goodness gracious

That MJ video is a real problem man. A reaaal problem. 40 yrs of arguably the coolest legacy ever, all out the window in 10 seconds. It’s inconceivable for someone from my era for MJ to look like this. But that’s the price you pay for grabbing kids butts I suppose.

Potentially the most important news of the last 30 yrs

New knives out is up there with superman for one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen

Obviously I’m a soccer novice so where does that 3rd goal rank in terms of how embarrassing? Like that had to be one of the worst plays in World Cup history right?

Druski’s numbers on his skits are goddam nuclear

I sincerely hope someone is watching Jaden Ivey. That has tragic ending written all over it if that goes unchecked

How long would you need to train to be able to run a 6 minute mile uphill in the snow on skis? I think I could make it to the NFL or the NBA before I could ever do this. I think I could do absolutely anything else in the world before I could accomplish this

I mean you gotta side with showtunner Ryan Condal on this one. We already have a perfect real life example of how well it works when HBO GoT episodes go off script from George RR Martin! Tried and true!

The Knicks winning a world championship is cool & all but exposing the world to what an unlikable fraud this guy is might be the best part of this. NYC most hated ppl ever & somehow this guy was more hateable. There can’t be anyone left who likes this guy outside of spurs fans??

Imagine doing one part of your job perfectly for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS and then you randomly fuck it up at THE biggest moment

Caption here is NOT an exaggeration. WTF???

This could be the most statistically improbable thing to ever happen in baseball.