That MJ video is a real problem man. A reaaal problem. 40 yrs of arguably the coolest legacy ever, all out the window in 10 seconds. It’s inconceivable for someone from my era for MJ to look like this. But that’s the price you pay for grabbing kids butts I suppose.

New knives out is up there with superman for one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen

Druski’s numbers on his skits are goddam nuclear

I sincerely hope someone is watching Jaden Ivey. That has tragic ending written all over it if that goes unchecked

How long would you need to train to be able to run a 6 minute mile uphill in the snow on skis? I think I could make it to the NFL or the NBA before I could ever do this. I think I could do absolutely anything else in the world before I could accomplish this

I mean you gotta side with showtunner Ryan Condal on this one. We already have a perfect real life example of how well it works when HBO GoT episodes go off script from George RR Martin! Tried and true!

Imagine doing one part of your job perfectly for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS and then you randomly fuck it up at THE biggest moment

Caption here is NOT an exaggeration. WTF???

This could be the most statistically improbable thing to ever happen in baseball.

We are LITERALLY fighting interdimensional demons for the fate of the world nobody cares you’re gay dude

Not exaggerating this will haunt those girls for the rest of their lives. They will think about this every day till they die. 3 straight turnovers off the inbounds pass, 3 straight layups, season over.