This is how people die.

Ok, this one is just hilarious.

Yeah, he won’t be the coach in Week 1. This story refuses to quit.

Daniel Jones on the Giants: He’s gonna get Brian Daboll fired Daniel Jones on the Colts: He’s gonna get Brian Daboll fired

We get to bet against a James Harden team in a Game 7. Do not overthink this.

Fallout from the UFC White House event: • We're never getting Topuria vs Islam. Makhachev turns 35 in the fall and has too many good contenders at 170lbs to fight... Yet another "super fight" is dead in the water • Which might not be a bad thing because it won't hold up a stacked 155lbs division • Tough look for Topuria who was on the verge of entering the GOAT conversation. He might have another long layoff ahead of him which isn't good for a guy in the thick of his prime • A potential fight between Gaethje and Benoit Saint-Denis is one of the most exciting fights the UFC can make • Pereira looked pretty bad at heavyweight, but a fight vs Josh Hokit makes a lot of sense right now • Merab deserves an immediate rematch vs Yan, but the UFC will want to give it to O'Malley, which to be fair, is the more exciting fight • Time to throw Bo Nickal into the deep end of the pool

Jake Bobo's Super Bowl receiving yard total is set at 0.5 with the Over at +180. How about a little bit of god damn respect?

If you’ve committed to attending a Super Bowl party, now is the time to start laying the groundwork on an excuse not to attend so you can watch the game in peace, by yourself. Casually mention you’re not feeling great. By Sunday, you’re “not trying to get anyone sick.”

@DiscussingFilm Awful decision.

Seems like Tyson Fury was supposed to make an announcement there and F’d it up. Anik tee’d him up for it then it got weird.

Does anyone dislike Dan Orlovsky? He seems to be universally liked, which is rare. I like his style.

Imagine Amazon paying a zillion dollars to broadcast the Chiefs on Christmas Day and Gardiner Minshew is starting with KC having nothing to play for. Rough scene!

Great betting trend here. Are any Magic, Pistons, Raptors or Cavs players celebrating a birthday today?

Random undefeated NFL betting spots so far this season: Broncos are the only undefeated team at home Patriots are the only undefeated team on the road Panthers are 6-0 ATS following a loss Cowboys are 3-0 ATS as a home underdog Steelers are 7-0 ATS in the 1st Half at home The Over is 6-0 in the 1st Half of Cowboys' road games The Under is 6-0 in the 1st Half of Packers' home games Jaguars have gone Over their team total in all six of their road games Teams are 6-0 ATS in the 1st Quarter when hosting the Saints

Weird career for Chimaev. His career kept getting stalled on his way to the top, he finally gets there, then immediately loses as a massive favorite.

@AdamSchefter Take the Over once Ravens starting QB is announced.

@DiscussingFilm Kinda pathetic that people can’t sit through a movie without being on their phones the whole time.