show me those bookmarks white boy

This blowing up is SO fucking insane. feeling insane pressure for next year’s costume so i’m gonna start prepping now brb 🙏 TY!!!!

my life has been permanently changed

thanks for watching !

fuck yeah. needed to see this today

this week a guy (hot) went to show me a tweet & my name was the only thing in his search bar

this might be the most insane response to have to your wife HILARY DUFF

if i had a boyfriend i’d watch him try to split the g & id be like woah that’s so good and soooo cool and thats the closest ive ever seen anyone get it!!! !!!! :)))!! wow :)

inside scoop…. i looked at their phones yesterday & neither @BarstoolBigCat or @PFTCommenter have their twitter on dark mode. what the fuck

drunk lying is so fun. i convinced a guy my name was envelope but that it was pronounced like “penelope”