Dart's out here bagging supermodels while Skattebo is at home testing how fast he can throw a gerbil

Gotta respect the consistency, even his friends are in their 20s

"Nah man, I don't smoke" 3 beers later:

Don't let Zion see this

The guy who was supposed to fix my HVAC just told me he had to cancel because of this

Some schizophrenic guy who doesn't follow football is probably starting to really freak out

If you gave me 500 guesses on which NFL player would've gotten caught up in a ponzi scheme, I would've still had 499

NFL RedZone just got a whole lot better

The funniest part about this is that they probably genuinely had a lot to talk about

I get waiving him but there was no need to harm the young man

Curb Your Enthusiasm plot where Larry brags about seeing OJ but accidentally gives him an alibi

"He's probably out cheating on me" Me:

My 93yo grandma when the Benihana's chef tosses her a shrimp:

The final evolution of Baby Gronk: