If I saw her in a bar I'd get drunk and not talk to her at record speed

And that, my friends, marks the official end of White Boy Summer

I know another running back who had an issue with gloves

A child-proof lock

Dart's out here bagging supermodels while Skattebo is at home testing how fast he can throw a gerbil

Gotta respect the consistency, even his friends are in their 20s

nvm I got it

"Nah man, I don't smoke" 3 beers later:

Don't let Zion see this

The guy who was supposed to fix my HVAC just told me he had to cancel because of this

NFL RedZone just got a whole lot better

The funniest part about this is that they probably genuinely had a lot to talk about