Listen I get this is a serious situation, but Pablo Pledgescobar is objectively hilarious

I don't know anything about soccer, so forgive me for my ignorance, but how is it humanly possible for Cape Verde to assemble a team that can prevent Spain from scoring a goal?

Instead of traditional math courses like geometry and algebra, all math courses should be about investing, interest, and real-life financial situations. Instead of teaching calculus, teach kids how to calculate how much they'd make on a stock over X years at a 9 percent annual return, including compound interest and dividends.

Way to fire up the squad man

This is the most insane parlay construction I’ve ever seen

The more I watch this game, the more it seems Ohio State was probably the best team in college football this year.

It’s almost scary how much he sounds like Peyton Manning

No other sport offers its fans days like this. None.

UCLA controls its own destiny for the CFP.

I'm so torn on Arch Manning flexing on that dude from Sam Houston State. 1. Manning has been through a lot this past few weeks and you can imagine he has a lot of bottled emotion to let out. Also, he is trying to find his swagger. 2. He flexed on a future Progressive Insurance claims adjustor and it's like, what.

The nap I take with this going in the background is going to be epic

Curt Cignetti: "If I were really smart, I'd probably retire. Then I'd really be a story, but we need the money."

That, without question, is the single worst nickname I think I’ve ever heard in my entire life for anyone

Texas is being punished for Florida. It's true. But if it played Rice and not Ohio State, then 10-2 with that resume with the Florida loss is in. So, in reality, regardless of the verbal gymnastics people want to play, the Longhorns are being penalized for playing Ohio State because they didn't have to.