@kennyounot_ If you’re at the game Sunday. I’ll stop by and say what’s up. Side note: Delta center has the best açaí bowls. I’ll even buy you one. My treat

@HighlightsUte What did I do to you bud? And why are you so tough on the keyboard tonight are you drunk?

If he's got you sitting in 48D, you ain't the one baby. Respectfully of course. That's as deep as it gets in the pigeon deck.

I might start chewing again. Too many of these young kids who are pretenders think these nicotine pouches are considered throwing actual lip luggage in. Fucking spare me you pussies. You haven't truly lived until you put a half can of Copenhagen wintergreen in your lower cheek pocket and felt that fiberglass shred your gums while the juice runs down the back of your throat causing a serious head buzz. They have no idea about how nails it feels to carry a spit cup around you picked up at a gas station and threw a napkin in it for good measure. Chewing long cut is hardcore porn. And at the same rate, America's past time. Which is also baseball. Packing an absolute piss missile and digging your fingers into that can? Few feelings that can replicate that and you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity at age 12 to my 37 year old social studies teacher in the back seat of her two door Pontiac SunFire. Yeah she took advantage of me. Still loved it. Just like I still love chew. -Swish

Bad dust. Fent folding in Indy in itself is nails. North of 18 tequilas and a little dope to even your chin out. Mark Sanchez, is a family man, who happened to take 4 drugs at once. It can happen to anybody. That’s baseball. And that’s porn.

Lockwood with an elite barrel tuck engaging the inner glutes while subtlety rolling his T-Spine. This guys posed for a post hot yoga tarp off pic before @BarstoolBigCat #Veteran -93.1

The Tiger should hire a driver crowd is hilarious. News flash the only reason Eldrick “Tiger” Woods doesn’t want a driver is strictly so he doesn’t get caught doing shady shit. Like banging a Perkins waitress in the parking lot in his Range Rover with 3% tint on the windows at 4am on a Tuesday. You think he wants to get off the golf track after popping 7 Percocets that he keeps in his locker room stall and have a dude hear him on Bluetooth having phone sex at 2pm whispering to one of his 47 side pieces “you just love me cause I’m blasian”. No he doesn’t want that- I don’t care what type of NDA that driver signs. You people simply don’t understand what type of cat you’re dealing with. This is different level of savage. A true cocksman of the game that has his own laundry list of issues. That’s porn. -Swish, The Moral Compass of this app.

Gods honest truth. I don’t even know if Tony No Homo Romo is even half licked based off this video. He appears to be in that 2-3 beer window if anything. Aka less than .08. Speech sounds relatively good. No slur of words. Maybe repeating himself a tad at times but I wonder why the OWI thought came into play from Mrs. Officer? Because he stickhandled across the gore and his eyes maybe look a little “glossy”. That’s just the Wisconsin allergies and a byproduct of 93% humidity in late July. I think he’s got a case for himself..

Same could be said on the other side of the fence. It's a 2 way street ladies. Why do 23-30 year old girls only want to date 50 year old dudes? It's a tale as old as time. Scholarship season is year round 🤷🏽🤷🏽

For 120 bananas I’d play in North Korea on a nuclear plant. I believe Panarin turned down 17-18 x 4 at the deadline. Nobody wants to play #PronounTown -People’s

Rocking the cul-de-sac hair style as a 24 year old senior is so nails. I think this is the first time I've ever had some positive to say about Q-Pac.

Been off my phone all day doing real world shit. What’s going on with Yorgos 3rd floor tonight? Is it really cancelled? I’ll hang up and listen