Translation: Florida, Georgia, Kentucky and South Carolina already have to do this, so the rest of you do too.

Dabo Swinney just now on signing players out of the portal: “I feel like the preacher at a Vegas wedding chapel.”

I’m old enough to remember when Kenneth Walker got some other dude a $95 million contract.

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FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS…

Anyone who has ever moved gets this decision. “I still get paid seven figures and I don’t have to pack up my whole house? Where do I sign?”

The timing of President Donald Trump’s executive order protecting the Army-Navy game’s TV time slot wasn’t an accident. It was timed to influence the College Football Playoff format negotiations currently taking place at a swanky hotel in Miami Beach. t.co/sz5ADhAWBY

Reminder that Stoops’ contract calls for a $37 million buyout due in its entirety within 60 days of a firing without cause. Also a reminder that after the Louisville game, he said there’s a “zero percent chance” he just walks away.

Since it was clearly open then, can you tell us what were they drinking when Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown?

“We’ll take the day off tomorrow, get back at it Wednesday.” — Curt Cignetti