Hiter is so smooth in space.

No one has ever prayed for their team to not score as much as Iowa's social media director on Iowa's last possession against Northern Iowa. They punted, and we got this...

Dabo Swinney just now on signing players out of the portal: “I feel like the preacher at a Vegas wedding chapel.”

I’m old enough to remember when Kenneth Walker got some other dude a $95 million contract.

ESPN charged me $129.99 today for a subscription that its own system said no longer existed. You may also be having this problem if you had an ESPN Insider subscription. This is the address for that dead service. Don't forget to cancel. They'll keep taking your money otherwise. t.co/ODYs3u7Xe7

If this makes even one youngster watch Joe Dirt for the first time, the Internet has done its job.

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS…

Anyone who has ever moved gets this decision. “I still get paid seven figures and I don’t have to pack up my whole house? Where do I sign?”

The timing of President Donald Trump’s executive order protecting the Army-Navy game’s TV time slot wasn’t an accident. It was timed to influence the College Football Playoff format negotiations currently taking place at a swanky hotel in Miami Beach. t.co/sz5ADhAWBY

Reminder that Stoops’ contract calls for a $37 million buyout due in its entirety within 60 days of a firing without cause. Also a reminder that after the Louisville game, he said there’s a “zero percent chance” he just walks away.

The response was even more savage than I’d envisioned.