What if the Broncos win next week and the Seahawks make the Super Bowl but Sam Darnold’s oblique gets worse and we get Jarrett Stidham vs. Drew Lock in the Super Bowl

If the Giants win today they will be 8-30 in their last 38 games. 4 of those 8 wins will have been in Week 17 or 18 when they’re long eliminated from playoff contention and only playing for draft positioning. You really can’t make it up

I like how in soccer the refs can just say “Yeah I know the game is technically over but this is exciting so we’ll let them play a little bit more”

Every other team in baseball is pathetic. This isn’t some unfair free agency signing where the Dodgers made an insane offer. Every other team in baseball could’ve matched this deal but didn’t so they can instead complain about how unfair the Dodgers are and get a salary cap

A lot of Blue Jays fans acting like this series is over already. Far from it. Max Fried on the bump today versus a guy who’s made 3 starts. Bats need to come alive. Fried needs to be an ace. Yankees in 4

Looootttttt of K-Dot Bots in our midst. If you switched up now, don't switch back. Bundle up, Ice Man cometh 🧊🧊🧊

I am definitely at or near the fattest I’ve ever been BUT this is def partly bad angle or something. That being said, I am considering major lifestyle changes in every facet of my life very soon

Gloria James in 1994 when someone asked her how old her son is:

11 years. It’s been 11 whole years since the day that changed me forever. I clocked into my 7-Eleven shift as an innocent and ripe 19-year-old boy excited to work on Free Slurpee Day. But that wouldn’t last. Blistering 104 degree heat. The AC goes down. The Slurpee machine breaks. Lines are forming. My shift partner goes down with a stomach bug. I’m single handedly making and serving slurpees to a sweaty and angry mob. After 8 grueling hours, I clocked out of my shift as a hardened and matured man. I’ve never been the same since.

Sooooo… she’s interested?