I love when someone says “that’s so you” like it’s good to know I exist and have a vibe

“What’s your fave horror film?” Um, probably my taste in men

Girlies be careful, the kerbs are coming outta nowhere today

me when he makes me mad

If you’re ever looking for me at the function, just know I’m wherever the food is

I’m so hungry I could eat Paul Mescal

hearing my bestie has chosen to go away with her boyfriend instead of the girlies this year <<<<

Idk who traumatised you but you do not need to pay me back for that £4 iced latte…

new PJs are the key to my heart, like what a cute lil pressie to get I can never have enough

nothing more humbling than thinking your slicked back bun ATE and then getting home and realising you looked like an egg all day

Girls who heart your Instagram story >>>

happy pride month to my ex bf 🏳️‍🌈

Adults need half term too, that’s my professional opinion x

being a girl is crying about losing your dog while they’re literally sitting in front of you absolutely fine

you should be allowed to leave early if you miss your dog enough

payday is my fave 10 minutes of every month

vanilla perfumes are so nice, it’s like walking into a bakery but you ARE the bakery