Requesting Modiji and Macron to commute via SV Road and Linking Road instead of the Western Express Highway because that’s the only way these roads will be fixed overnight.

Dhurandhar would make for a killer video game. Great world building, eccentric characters, lots of action sequences - very Mafia The Old Country vibes.

New and most personal standup video out now :) Watch and share with new / to-be parents! Link: t.co/Yu8dmQeRxe

Never been more tempted to stop wearing my Apple Watch.

Mumbai is a literal death trap right now. Random lanes dug up every day with no proper barricades, metro construction with equipment and materials lying on the roads, building construction all around with no proper safety. Even walking on the (so called) footpaths is risky.

Phone and laptop backup every month. AC, water purifier, vehicle etc service/ deep clean every quarter. Full-body health check-up every year.

Someone please invite some international politician to inaugurate something in Mumbai.

@amitandon Truly a global comedian

Must’ve tried Boojee but there was 45 mins waiting

Started a new series called Joke Funeral where comedians discuss jokes that died on stage, and try to revive them 😆 First episode is out, many more on the way: t.co/aCe9UJ2hdo

Took me a year to make this happen, but we got THE Johny Lever on Chill Sesh :) It's an interview / performance / comedy masterclass all in one. Link: t.co/xOmtQ9ZED8

Second standup video from my show Lower Back Pain is now out on Youtube 😎 Please like and share and other such things. This is a story from my Amsterdam trip a few years ago: t.co/3ZwWOECAYf

truly Spider-Man: No Way Home

Sugar in your mouth is called happiness.

This week on Joke Funeral - a reunion that nobody asked for! My old friends and new enemies bring their dead jokes and we insult each other instead of fixing them :) t.co/xfRUiEdXYl

@feroze_azeez Really shocked to hear this. Sending condolences to the team and the family ♥️ just met him last week at the EO event