Requesting Modiji and Macron to commute via SV Road and Linking Road instead of the Western Express Highway because that’s the only way these roads will be fixed overnight.

Dhurandhar would make for a killer video game. Great world building, eccentric characters, lots of action sequences - very Mafia The Old Country vibes.

Never been more tempted to stop wearing my Apple Watch.

Mumbai is a literal death trap right now. Random lanes dug up every day with no proper barricades, metro construction with equipment and materials lying on the roads, building construction all around with no proper safety. Even walking on the (so called) footpaths is risky.

Phone and laptop backup every month. AC, water purifier, vehicle etc service/ deep clean every quarter. Full-body health check-up every year.

Someone please invite some international politician to inaugurate something in Mumbai.

Must’ve tried Boojee but there was 45 mins waiting

@amitandon Truly a global comedian

Lower Back Pain - my full comedy special that I toured with last year is now available on Youtube! 😃 youtube.com/watch

Started a new series called Joke Funeral where comedians discuss jokes that died on stage, and try to revive them 😆 First episode is out, many more on the way: t.co/aCe9UJ2hdo

Popping on your feed to just announce that a new episode of my series Joke Funeral is out! It's geeky, it's funny and maybe if you're a standup comedy fan, you'll enjoy it :) youtube.com/watch

truly Spider-Man: No Way Home

Second standup video from my show Lower Back Pain is now out on Youtube 😎 Please like and share and other such things. This is a story from my Amsterdam trip a few years ago: t.co/3ZwWOECAYf

This week on Joke Funeral - a reunion that nobody asked for! My old friends and new enemies bring their dead jokes and we insult each other instead of fixing them :) t.co/xfRUiEdXYl

I tried a 10 course meal at one of those fine dining restaurants and it did not go well 😂 youtube.com/watch

So cool 🤗♥️

aka the Bandra West life