@MattBarrie Christmas Story is one of the best comedies of all time, let alone Christmas movies

@pierbiwierbi It’s not about the genre, it’s about the trope of a musician going off book to play the “real” stuff and his bandmate trying to help but being terrible at it

I would like to show my support for ICE by offering all agents free tickets to my show To qualify, please send me your full name, home address, and a picture of your face (no mask)

I’m afraid that when you read a novel, you imagine the scenes from a single cam sitcom perspective; whereas I, an intellectual, am implementing Kubrickian close-ups, Scorsese tracking shots, Noe birds-eye views, etc, etc

Macklin getting the hat trick, and the Sharks winning 3-2… that’s incredible . That’s gotta be called a Celebrini, right? Winning the game with a hat trick and you’re the only goal scorer ?

I just had a vision of myself at 80 years old scrolling through my phone’s contacts, each one being a friend or family member who has already passed away. I come across the contact “Emily Tinder”. The last text, sent several decades ago, is “u up?”. I text, “U alive?”

@BrianFisherLORW He also falls down a lot