it’s ****** *****'s birthday. apparently brands need to acknowledge this on social media now but legal won't let us say their name. soooo happy birthday to everyone who has a birthday today and also a very specific person too.

You’ve heard of rot girl summer. You’ve heard of hot girl summer. But have you heard of guac girl summer?

Which one hits harder: the perfect late-night chips & queso or a breakfast burrito?

Would you rather never have guac again or be forced to eat it at every meal for the rest of your life? Discuss.

good morning to everyone except for places that charge to add queso and guac to your burrito

who ever came up with the name “surf and turf” is kind of a genius. they somehow made steak and shrimp rhyme. amazing.

basketball is cool but can you imagine how happy the players would be if they were eating a burrito instead?

I’m a guac rising, queso moon & salsa sun.

we’d always save you a seat. we’re romantic like that.

You can only pick 2: 1) free guac and queso for life 2) skipping the line to order 3) a burrito bowl named after you 4) endless chips

Recipe for the perfect summer: Chip. Dip. Repeat.

If you’re not bringing chips & guac to the pregame, what’s the point

father’s day is almost here. pretty sure no dad has ever said no to a free burrito… think about it.

don’t be the person who hosts a football party and only serves a bag of pretzels. cater from QDOBA instead. it’s called being a “winner”.

Make sure your hands are always full of chips & guac so you can’t text ppl you shouldn’t :)

this year, queso is free on any entree. it was free last year too but we just wanted to remind you.

here’s a BOGO for all the lovers out there. This valentine's day get a FREE entrée with the purchase of an entrée & a drink. Rewards Member-Exclusive. Valid only Saturday 2/14.

what about “burrito boy fall”? let’s make that happen.