Dexerto didn't tag me & MrBeast didn't put me in the thumbnail, BUT I STAY WINNING! 😤 Just joking around, but I am very excited to get this money into 40 hands, to hopefully help at least 40 lives. My career wouldn't be possible without lucky breaks and help from people in unexpected moments, so I'm very thankful to get this insane shot to do some good and pay it forward. ❤️

I'm sorry to tell you, but your dad just sent this tweet to your mom with a lil 😉

Because fuck the 1st amendment I guess? I'd never burn our flag. Even the visual bothers me. But isn't freedom of speech supposed to be one of the things that makes us so great?

HUGE. Insane that it was even this close. BUT HUGE!

Trump is 40 minutes late. How long does it take to apply his hand makeup or for uppers to hit?

Did something change with Youtube recently? The recommended videos it’s feeding and homepage videos in general seem way worse the last 30+ days. Being recommended random videos from 8 months-2 years ago and way less of the people I watch on a regular daily/weekly basis.

THIS IS ALL YALLS FAULT!! IF ONLY YOU HAD KEPT THE DOW OVER 50,000!!! 😭😭😭

HUGE!!! Also to all the non-Crawlers out there, this is a great read or listen to lose yourself in. 7 books so far, with an 8th coming out in May. Starts fun and just gets better and better.

Feel like I got tricked into watching Trump give himself a loud pep talk. Must be a bit shaken up from that new poll showing only 36% of Americans approve of his handling of the economy.

How long do you wait to honk after the light turns green if the car in front of you doesn’t move? Also does the math change if you’re a few cars back and not directly behind the lead car? Was having a chat this morning and got very different responses.

If this affects fairlife protein shakes we must immediately bomb everyone who is even potentially responsible for this.