if you’re not ripping your ‘Ring’ camera off your house right now and dropping the whole thing into a pot of boiling water what are you doing?

what does A.M. & P.M. stand for?? 😂🧐

just by his body language, we already know what the argument about 😭

what’s the significance of filling your car up with gas before a winter storm?.. where exactly are you thinking you might go?

the subway $5 foot long is now $15.50 btw

Latto just announced she’s pregnant by a married man with 3 kids and made it part of her ALBUM ROLL OUT .. and that’s who today’s women look up to? we’re doomed 😭

hear me out .. a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches, I could park it next to Chick-Fil-A and it'll only be open on Sunday's .. I'll call it ‘Side Chick’

bro wants to spar! 😂 lol that’s fine bro, we can SPAR if that’s what you wanna do .. let’s PRACTICE 😂 .. and sure, $1m bet .. but we run rounds until 1st person quit then .. no need for YOUR JUDGES and CAMERAS ON FOR SURE! no need to hide it from the public, they wanna see this

Bowling > Adam Gase Offense

nobody tells you that a big part of being an adult is doing all you can to stay out of prison

what’s the first area of your body that you wash in the shower and why is it your left arm?

I legit never ran full speed

they should send the Epstein list to everyone's phones like that U2 album

THIS MF A 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 bro said “you can actually fight” 😭😭 so he’s telling everyone he wants to fight someone who he feels can’t fight 😂 that’s what we call DUCKING ..

had tickets for the 11:30am showing of Avatar: Fire and Ash ended up leaving the theater at 3:15pm

4pm hotel check in and 11am check out is one of the biggest scams in our society ..

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

I love Micah Parsons as a football player, GREAT player .. but I hate the way he handled interviewing that young wide out drafted to the eagles .. young man just happy to be drafted, that’s not the time to diss an organization .. bro not even a Cowboy anymore, it’s just lame