Lmao somebody threw a dildo on the field after that Bengals TD and CBS thought it was a flag.

I apologize for this tweet and want to properly acknowledge that I was wrong. I judged based off evidence reported and could have waited for further evidence to come out, like it did today.

“Biggest podcast ever” is a gross overstatement. I’d take any bet it doesn’t do more than 26 million on YouTube in first 24 hours, which is what Trump did on Rogan. I’d even give you +10 million views. My guess: 15 million first week. 25 million first month. 30 million or so first year. Huge podcast. One of the biggest of all time. But doesn’t sniff Rogan/Elon or Rogan/Trump.

Canada has ZERO gold medals lol

This is crazy bro 😂😂😂😂😂

wtf is happening in the UK man t.co/kV9jexyDYr

If you need a laugh, read this tweet and then look up Notre Dame’s 2026 schedule. (Spoiler: it’s pathetic)

Just thought about Cam Skattebo handling his finances and laughed. This man is going for broke.

I have texted all my coworkers who voted for Zohran to send me a photo of their A/C set to 78.

This is actually the deli across the street from our office. Went into it when we first moved in 2019 with decent expectations. An NYC bodega! Right across from the office! How bad could it be? Worst sandwich of my life. Was the closest I've been to a Fyre Fest level of sandwich. I haven't been since.

Nothing is more American than traveling to an away game with the fellas and enjoying some local HS football the night before. There’s literal laws that protect the sanctity of this so the NFL doesn’t start putting games on Friday nights (they would’ve by now). Nothing odd about this.

Disaster.

Do you understand now?

“Specialized medical treatment in Europe” We know what that means.

Yeah, The Bachelorette isn’t airing this year.