Your poor girlfriend…

Let’s do itttttt! DM me on where your tailgate is!

Shut your bitch ass up taint

I could do this ALL DAY!

Shoutout @BarstoolBigCat for giving me the opportunity to be in my first commercial as the AFC South Commissioner🤣 so cool!

Hey Dan, I don’t think I’m going to make it into the stream tmr. I’m sure Taint(@ohiotate ) will make it in because his team is ASS

Every time @BFW calls me a fat ass I’m just gunna say “Michai Boireau”

I understand that this guy is absolutely torching my Steelers but he’s my favorite player in the league and it’s not even close @TuckerKraft

Something I strived for when I came back for my last year was having the closest locker room I’ve ever been apart of! So amazing to see that grow after I left!!

Take care of your body tonight beers, hydrate, good rest, visualize, see you in the morning💪 🍻

This was 10 mins after we met. Two dogs sniffing each others butts

This could be anyone

Hey Rick, I somehow made it on live television this morning on @wakeupbarstool