i was going to post this on instagram, but you guys genuinely made me feel so bad about it. they male loneliness epidemic is self-inflicted and i don’t feel sorry for any of you.

he’s the greatest 3rd baseman of all time

this is one of the wildest profile photos i’ve ever seen

horrific ball security

this looks like a political debate preview graphic

is it that hard to pull out? i’m being serious

i support the nails. i support the pink phone case. i draw the line at this under shirt.

why that eye so open

someone just flashed on the jumbotron at the blue jays omfg i love canada

he has absolutely no business playing in college for another season

i have watched this no less than 500 times since posted

my dream football watching seat

no, my ass is probably too fat.

i would’ve voted for cal raleigh

salary cap is anti players & pro billionaires 🍅🍅🍅