I just got offered $800 + flight and Ubers for the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.

Trump called for a cease-fire in Iran, so he's gonna continue bombing at the White House correspondents dinner tonight.

What are the rules now? I remember when the liberals would get upset when we would make jokes. Now it's the conservatives. So cancel culture isn't partisan? So much for free speech

This week in Utah, we lost a man who built a platform for voices that might have gone unheard. He believed in independent thought, in stories of justice and truth, and lived a life of service to something greater than himself. RIP Robert Redford

The most famous trans person I know is a conservative. Why are you automatically assuming this is a liberal thing? Let's all wait until the paint dries.

Hilarious? Now we see why Gutfeld is popular t.co/2Iipl2Bwqc

I've ingested so many microplastics that I just shit out a 1978 Big Wheel.

It's funny how all my MAGA friends are tired of arguing now. They just don't want to do it anymore. I wonder why.

In the NFL they should change the numbers on the players jerseys to the amount of money they are getting paid. Just to remind you what you are watching.

Why is it not possible for the alleged shooter to be LGBTQ and conservative? Aren't there many homosexual (closeted) people in the Republican Party? Serious question.

Not saying they are, but how long do vaccinated people have to live that anti-vaxers will then say they had it all wrong?

Just curious, did we start up the War Against Drugs again? It went so well the first time.

@GoldenAgeUnfold This is maybe the cringiest video ive ever seen. I don't care about JD Vance but I worry about the editor of this video.

@JesseBWatters So we are starting the War on Drugs again? Went well the first time.

@adamcarolla She's

@duncantrussell “Ful ofte in game a sooth I have heard saye.”

@KOliver5 @JesseBWatters Have you seen the videos of how fast people can climb the border wall or the tunnels that go under it? I would like a pragmatic solution.

@scrowder The most famous trans person I know of is a conservative.

@elonmusk Nope