Trump called for a cease-fire in Iran, so he's gonna continue bombing at the White House correspondents dinner tonight.

@pmd_reports Trump dropped more bombs at the WHCD last night than he did in Iran and you wrote that fluff piece.

Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt.

It's funny how all my MAGA friends are tired of arguing now. They just don't want to do it anymore. I wonder why.

Hilarious? Now we see why Gutfeld is popular t.co/2Iipl2Bwqc

I've ingested so many microplastics that I just shit out a 1978 Big Wheel.

Not saying they are, but how long do vaccinated people have to live that anti-vaxers will then say they had it all wrong?

@GoldenAgeUnfold This is maybe the cringiest video ive ever seen. I don't care about JD Vance but I worry about the editor of this video.

@PittIsShit412 @furrshurr1 @HokiesFranklin How'd that prediction work out?

@spencerpratt I found this impressive. I didn't know he could read.

@steinhauserNH1 @FoxNews @club4growth @SenTedBuddNC So it was changed from "No New Wars" to "No Forever Wars?" Keeping the branding department on their toes.

@BillyNeff4 @ThePoniExpress How did that prediction work out?

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