Trump called for a cease-fire in Iran, so he's gonna continue bombing at the White House correspondents dinner tonight.

What about DAY 1? I thought he was going to end the wars. While we are at it, where is his beautiful health care plan that he promised in his 1st term? I knew he was lying. Why do you tribal dummies keep falling for his lies?

This week in Utah, we lost a man who built a platform for voices that might have gone unheard. He believed in independent thought, in stories of justice and truth, and lived a life of service to something greater than himself. RIP Robert Redford

Hilarious? Now we see why Gutfeld is popular t.co/2Iipl2Bwqc

I've ingested so many microplastics that I just shit out a 1978 Big Wheel.

It's funny how all my MAGA friends are tired of arguing now. They just don't want to do it anymore. I wonder why.

@GoldenAgeUnfold This is maybe the cringiest video ive ever seen. I don't care about JD Vance but I worry about the editor of this video.

@scrowder The most famous trans person I know of is a conservative.

@AjitPai @SenateCommerce @SenTedCruz @CTIA Ted's 2nd chin beard is trending.

@antnichols82 Or hypocrisy

@steinhauserNH1 @FoxNews @club4growth @SenTedBuddNC So it was changed from "No New Wars" to "No Forever Wars?" Keeping the branding department on their toes.