biggest two week stretch of the season and this dude is at a football game with his hoodie tied around his waist 😭

plz stop with the trades involving me to the pirates. i don’t wanna go to pittsburgh. trade vetoed.

today could finally be my day

give me the keys to the car and i’m driving a million miles per hour to a championship

scranton fucking railrider for life tho

leave it up to the dorks to fuck the game up. just use your eyes and make a lineup that way. ben rice and jazz chisholm are too good to sit in a must win playoff game.

in 2020 on the first day of spring training, cashman held a meeting and told everyone in the meeting that if they didn’t want to be a part of the team to say it to his face and he would relocate you. that came after he found out a player he traded for at the deadline never wanted to be on the yankees. soooo id say he’s a pretty straight forward dude and only wants players who want to be there on his team.

i’m still in the mock trades, i might finally get traded at the deadline this year

in 2019 i was sitting in my car in the chilis parking lot and a fan requested a very specific amount of money from me to pay them back for the red sox game i sucked in the outfield. if i can’t logon venmo, imagine twitter 🤣🤣🤣 even if you don’t wanna read it, you will see it. you guys tweet some wilddddd stuff too so if you’re someone who can’t roll with the punches, it’ll be hard. i like to poke the bear so it was fun for me lmao.

fuck

probably a good time for me to bring up the fact that the yankees operate with the mindset that a player can’t get hot or cold, they are what they are — multiple players sitting after a multi homer game last night is wildddddd

do i full send it and sit with the bleacher creatures in new york for game three ? might have to do thattttttt

id be perfect for @barstoolsports — let them know what they are missing @stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat

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make sure you change your bio too. your predictions are asssssssssss 🤣🤣🤣