backstory, i was chirping the fuck out of haliburton during warmups. James Johnson walked over and said I was a bitch. I said who tf are you bro. He told the security something and then I was handed this.

I’m just realizing… I can’t hit a parlay. I can’t hit a prizepicks. I can’t hit a straight bet. I can’t pull cool sports cards. I can’t play poker. I can’t bet horses. I suck at all video games.

haliburton just hit a 3 and screamed b***** *** ***** looking right in my eyes.

Would you say the average person has a better chance of attempting to block Myles Garrett given 20 attempts or making fair contact off Paul Skenes on 20 pitches?

Knicks -4.5 is a mortal mega max.

10k likes and i’ll wear full OKC kit courtside for game 7. (yall ain’t gettin 10k lol)

i’ll legit post balls on feed if Ohtani gets 2 bases

after 5 drinks i’d probably bring this thing upstairs with me

Illinois ML is a 10u mortal mega max. Arizona is also a 10u mortal mega max. That’s a 2-0 card, a +20u typa day.

Knicks ML is a mortal mega max. No shot they go down 3-0.

I’m taking my talents to Cricket. I’m nuking Royal Challengers Bengalaru ML for a mortal mega max. (-125) It was literally never the Punjab Kings.

Michigan -6.5 is a 20 unit mortal mega max.