right so it feels like this is going to be a little overshadowed now but anyway, i am sad to announce that, as of today, i am leaving friends from work in order to pursue a music career with my new punk band in bristol

good lord george looks good

damn craig really said 9/10 perfect score that's 40/40 in my books

@envytheair tell that to the buzzballs 😹

@Dexerto never heard of him, just cos he’s devilishly handsome and a ‘youtuber’ i’m supposed to care about his opinion?

it’s his life goal but i was born with two 😹

let’s gooooo

no more than three minutes into filming christmas platform roulette and i’ve already had an excruciatingly awkward interaction with a member of the general public, brilliant

i love today’s wordle

@bambinobecky wait this is so cute

i can’t explain why but this is so arthur hill coded

ok so i have an idea

ok let’s see those youtube recaps and spotify wrappeds then

billion dollar invention idea - a hand dryer that doesn’t turn off whilst your wet hands are still underneath it