good lord george looks good

damn craig really said 9/10 perfect score that's 40/40 in my books

finally made an acc for fpl and football spam, prepare for levels of manchester united delusion that will make @AmorimEra_ look like a hater

@envytheair tell that to the buzzballs 😹

there’s nothing embarrassing about mispronouncing a word it just means u learned it through reading

it’s his life goal but i was born with two 😹

no more than three minutes into filming christmas platform roulette and i’ve already had an excruciatingly awkward interaction with a member of the general public, brilliant

@bambinobecky wait this is so cute

i love today’s wordle

some people have written more tweets on this app than i’ve had thoughts in my entire life

yes, life may at times seem like a never-ending cycle of cleaning the dishes and doing the laundry, but that means that life is also a constant cycle of home-cooked meals and clean comfy clothes

@miniminter @TaliaMar congratulations guys 🥳❤️

right so who do you guys want us to bring out on stage on tour if we can? bonus points if they live near the city we’re doing the show in

i love it when people mistakenly write ‘balled’ instead of ‘bawled’, as though they were so overcome with sadness that they just started uncontrollably and extravagantly spending large sums of money