My new special London Fog is up on Youtube, please watch :) t.co/3wxDHwxEaZ

This special by @mrgrahamkay is incredible, its funny and heartwarming and it's so good I've watched it twice and I couldn't recommend it more. Give it watch and help spread the word t.co/pAFNORkvH2

There is something beautiful about 5am I just don’t know what it is yet.

I have no clue what "Nootropics" are but if a guy with a mullet and mustache is saying it's safe then I'm sure it isn't.

This Ed Gein thing on Netflix won’t end. 8 episodes of live action Elmer Fudd killing people and wearing panties? Who asked for all this? 90mins - 2hrs max then let me get on with my life

Is Advil still cool?

Watching someone wrangle birthday balloons into a car with a serious face will always be hilarious

Got a egg and cheese on a bagel and a cold brew at @dunkindonuts yesterday, they offered to add hash brown bites for $2, I declined then at the window she said, your total will be $2 less if you take the hash brown bites... I accepted but also, what is wrong with these bites?!

Going to the Bob Dylan museum today which is weird because he's still alive, they really jumped the gun on this

If I could ever remember to put the trash out the night before trash day I’ll know I’ve become a real adult.

They main thing I’ve learned from the epstein emails is that I need to be more social. I can’t imagine responding to all those emails

Had Wingstop for the first time last night and good lord I'm still thirsty. Are they trying to kill us with that amount of salt?

This week I'll be in these cities for the first time, Wednesday in Hoover, Alabama at @StarDome Thursday in Huntsville, Alabama at @LevityLiveHSV then Friday and Saturday in Chattanooga, Tennessee @comedycatch come see me :)

@MarkShark420 @ryansickler Dude's a legend

@PuckinHostile Thanks for sharing it and glad it was relatable even though it's to something not ideal

@bobhansenjokes @the_joe_marotta That shirt is a beauty