@BeanWalrus I agree but was also annoyed that they used plug in alarm clocks as a plot device in the same breathe as ring cameras

@pierbiwierbi It’s not about the genre, it’s about the trope of a musician going off book to play the “real” stuff and his bandmate trying to help but being terrible at it

The band Twenty-One Pilots has been arrested for plotting ten and a half 9/11s

@GianmarcoSoresi What a confusing clip. Why the need for a red carpet and why does it start 50 yards from the plane ?

I would like to show my support for ICE by offering all agents free tickets to my show To qualify, please send me your full name, home address, and a picture of your face (no mask)

Sitting is the new smoking ? Then I will not let my son sit until he is 21 If I catch him sitting in a chair before then, I’ll make him sit in every chair of the house

I just had a vision of myself at 80 years old scrolling through my phone’s contacts, each one being a friend or family member who has already passed away. I come across the contact “Emily Tinder”. The last text, sent several decades ago, is “u up?”. I text, “U alive?”