I don't feel so good

OR... hear me out... if you have a free hand to do all that gesturing and waving, you could just... pull open the door?

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE TAGGING ME, WE DO NOT LOOK ALIKE 😭

So to be clear, this is a preorder for a humanoid home robot that will cost $20,000 or $500/month when it (maybe) ships next year, and currently is not finished. Joanna Stern got to do a demo in its current state, and 100% of its actions are tele-operated (https://t.co/nOAfAJca8l) I see this as more of a hype reel for a thing that they're hoping to be able to make someday... which is becoming SO common with products these days

We're barely 2 years from Will Smith eating spaghetti...

It was the one glanceable quality indicator for the video you're about to spend your time watching

Phone companies: We've tested our hinge mechanism for 200,000 folds, so that should cover 5 years of use Users:

You know what's bothering me for no reason? Up until 1080p, we referred to video resolutions by their VERTICAL RESOLUTION 426x240 = "240p" 854x480 = "480p" 1280x720 = "720p" 1920x1080 = "1080p" But then above that, we started using HORIZONTAL resolution, but rounded 7680x4230 = "8K" 3840x2160 = "4K" And then for everything in between, we just... threw that out? 2560x1440 = "2K" ????????? 2772x1272 = "1.5K" ????????

This has been an entertaining timeline, as Apple slowly walks back liquid glass into more... frosted glass