We will when you tell us why you congratulated the #Mets on hiring Jared Porter while working on a bombshell piece (that you stole from the beautiful Mina Kimes) that was going to expose him as a sexual deviant and pervert! No more lies Jeffy!

Fenway Sports Group is experiencing major turnover, as sources have indicated that John Henry and co. will be prioritizing Liverpool Football Club for the time being. Interestingly, this trade comes only days after the club record signing of Florian Wirtz was agreed to.

BREAKING: The #Pirates are expected to relieve GM Ben Cherington of his duties. Likely announced tomorrow.

#Mets and #Braves discussing a trade pertaining to DH/OF Marcell Ozuna.

Wow. Hearing this may not be it for Boston. They’re expected to be heavy sellers from now until the deadline, with confirmation that they have called to gauge interest on SS Trevor Story and OF Masataka Yoshida.

In the 11th hour, the #Mets and #Rangers have engaged in conversations to send legendary SP Jacob deGrom back to Queens.

BREAKING: #Dbacks fat 1B Josh Naylor to the

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The reeling #Yankees are “desperate” for pitching. League sources are claiming that they are willing to part with prized players such as Anthony Volpe, Oswald Peraza and Austin Wells for a player such as Paul Skenes. They are hoping that All-Star SP, Marcus Stroman, turns his season around today.

BREAKING: The #Mets have called up superstar prospect, INF Ronny Mauricio.

Sources: DH Rafael Devers was upset once he heard that Red Sox rookie, Kristian Campbell, was trying to learn 1B to help the team. He believed “that [the Red Sox] made their bed, and they should sleep in it.” The Red Sox had enough and didn’t want him to mentor their youth.

It appears that the Mets are closing in on another deal.

The #Yankees plan to DFA superstar pitcher Marcus Stroman once Clarke Schmidt is back from rehab. Stroman has expressed an unwillingness to move to the bullpen and his recent string of bad luck starts have prompted the Yankees to move on from the broken relationship.

Source: Devers had a recent argument with #RedSox POBO Craig Breslow over the situation in the Middle East. Devers expressed sympathy for the people of Iran and Palestine, while Breslow, who is a staunch Zionist and played for Team Israel, was furious at Devers and took offense.

#Mets have discussed a package centered around 3B Mark Vientos for #Marlins pitcher Edward Cabrera

#Mets are certainly not done.

#Orioles heavily targeting Pirates ace SP Mitch Keller