I’m glad for teachers that 6/7 fell on a non school day.

He’s also listed as QB2 for the Colts tomorrow

Raising teens is fun if you want someone to think you’re the dumbest human alive while simultaneously needing your help to do anything

It’s crazy that gas right now is the actual price they used to try and scare you with if you didn’t bring the rental car back full.

This was almost the most Mariners thing to ever happen

Me as a kid in church: “ I can’t believe Eve was even tempted to eat an apple. Gross.” Me as an adult in church: “I bet it was a honeycrisp”

I’m about to be on stage for the next hour. Will I check my phone during my set to see the result of the game? Absolutely not, I’m a professional. Will I be thinking about it literally the entire time hour. OF COURSE. Go Mariners 😬

Indiana killing Oregon after beating Alabama is a debt this Washington Husky will never be able to repay

*Seahawks beat Rams 2 out of 3 games National media: “I still think the Rams are the better team”