They should do another American Taskmaster with Mantzoukas as the Greg and me as the Alex. It is the logical endgame to every choice I've made in my creative life. Every episode would get better ratings than the Super Bowl.

Beautiful/Anonymous! 978-965-3692 - call now, we can talk about whatever you want. Doesn't matter if you've listened to every episode or no episodes, you're allowed on this show.

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A quick reminder that I'm no longer using this platform and if you want to call Beautiful/Anonymous you should follow t.co/lWU2rJofQW

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Beautiful/Anonymous! 978-965-3692 - call now. We can talk about anything.

JERSEY/NYC! On 8/7 we're bringing my variety show to the great White Eagle Hall. Biggest venue we've ever played, the acts are going to go hard. It will be a great time. Multiple comedians, clowns, bands, all looking to make it a joyous night. Tickets at t.co/xiXdVyTiKl

On today's Beautiful/Anonymous I talk to a mom who is raising two kids, one of them neurodivergent. There are doses of reality in this one but most of all, this mom kicks ass. t.co/vnbBFczBGJ

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Jersey City. 8/7. Bringing my variety show to @whiteeaglehall - going big. Tons of comedians, musicians, everyone coming together so we can feel some joy in this concerning world. Grab a ticket now so you can say you were at this mind blowing event. t.co/xiXdVySKUN

@paulscheer the fact that the three of us aren't the hosts of this new "what's in the box" show is yet another huge missed opportunity by the entertainment industry

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On today's Beautiful/Anonymous I have a great conversation with a pediatric nurse while we hear the cooing sounds of her new baby, the supportive words of her partner, and we discuss an impending class war. t.co/9jAHYsPo0M

NYC: Reminder THAT SHOW returns to UCB on Wednesday 6/25. Tickets are only 10 bucks, show lets experimental comedians come on and throw down. Always a fun night of music, comedy, and collective joy. Grab a ticket at t.co/2uvyooHksJ

NYC - tickets still available for THAT SHOW on Wednesday June 25th. Incredible line up with Anthony Atamanuik, Ethan and Gigi, Mike Weiss, Steven Castillo, Kenice Mobley, and Dylan Adler. Actually weird that this one isn't sold out yet. t.co/2uvyooHSih

JERSEY CITY! August 7th! Get your tickets right now, I'm throwing a ridiculous comedy and music party. t.co/xiXdVyTiKl

This show has an incredible lineup and I'm so thrilled about it even though Ethan and Gigi might get me arrested. Grab a ticket either live in NYC or streaming online. t.co/2uvyooHksJ

On today's Beautiful/Anonymous our caller found out her long time partner had an affair with someone they met on a foot fetish website. FeetFinder is the name of the website. I'm not trying to give them free publicity, it's just the facts. Great episode. t.co/TYCNR8RTEY

NYC! Tomorrow night. UCB. 10 PM. This show is going to be a fuckin doozy. t.co/2uvyooHSih