finally made an acc for fpl and football spam, prepare for levels of manchester united delusion that will make @AmorimEra_ look like a hater

there’s nothing embarrassing about mispronouncing a word it just means u learned it through reading

life could be so easy

some people have written more tweets on this app than i’ve had thoughts in my entire life

@miniminter @TaliaMar congratulations guys 🥳❤️

yes, life may at times seem like a never-ending cycle of cleaning the dishes and doing the laundry, but that means that life is also a constant cycle of home-cooked meals and clean comfy clothes

right so who do you guys want us to bring out on stage on tour if we can? bonus points if they live near the city we’re doing the show in

i love it when people mistakenly write ‘balled’ instead of ‘bawled’, as though they were so overcome with sadness that they just started uncontrollably and extravagantly spending large sums of money

@wroetoshaw this was a bit of an emotional journey ngl

Watch here now: t.co/u80ywOIk6y

@T4LKINGTOMY23LF never you mind

@wnjhug convince him and you have my word

@ItalianBach weeknd better music imo, ed sheeran more musically talented

@irie_clarkey can’t play chess yet* did someone say chess stream/vid 🤨

@alexxndr4 patience, discipline, long-term planning, problem solving, concentration, memory training… the list of transferable benefits continues!! enjoy the beautiful game 😎

@aarons_andrew grandfather aarons a pint and some wisdom sharing is long overdue

@KSI @FPLGOAT7 delete