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POV: Fat Magnum PI somehow got accepted into his first comedy festival. Or: what happens when Wreck-It Ralph develops anxiety and a German accent. This weekend: Cassopolis Comedy Festival 🎤 Infos: alfonsmueller.com #StandUp #ComedyFestival #GermanComedian #MidwestComedy
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POV: Fat Magnum PI somehow got accepted into his first comedy festival. Or: what happens when Wreck-It Ralph develops anxiety and a German accent. This weekend: Cassopolis Comedy Festival 🎤 Infos: alfonsmueller.com #StandUp #ComedyFestival #GermanComedian #MidwestComedy
🇩🇪 BACK IN GERMANY NEXT WEEK! First stop, fresh off the plane: ✈️ 📍 Mannheim 📅 Sept 11 · 8:30 PM Mannheim friends — come see me! ❤️ Meanwhile: German Terminator vs. Gay Terminator. 🤖🏳️‍🌈 #Mannheim #StandUpComedy #GermanComedy #GayComedian
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🇩🇪 BACK IN GERMANY NEXT WEEK! First stop, fresh off the plane: ✈️ 📍 Mannheim 📅 Sept 11 · 8:30 PM Mannheim friends — come see me! ❤️ Meanwhile: German Terminator vs. Gay Terminator. 🤖🏳️‍🌈 #Mannheim #StandUpComedy #GermanComedy #GayComedian
🐻 Belly out, confidence up! Half-hairy, half-shaved — 100% proof that I’m the Gen X nonfluencer nobody asked for but TikTok clearly manifested. After one viral clip, a brand decided my torso was prime real estate 🪒 So yeah — I shaved my right side and turned my belly into a marketing campaign for chubby chasers and body hair lovers everywhere. Now I’m taking this two-tone masterpiece on tour — 3 shows in San Francisco 🇩🇪❤️🇺🇸 📍Thursday • Friday • Saturday — come see both sides live! #BellyOut #Chubby #BearsOfTikTok #Comedy #StandUp
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🐻 Belly out, confidence up! Half-hairy, half-shaved — 100% proof that I’m the Gen X nonfluencer nobody asked for but TikTok clearly manifested. After one viral clip, a brand decided my torso was prime real estate 🪒 So yeah — I shaved my right side and turned my belly into a marketing campaign for chubby chasers and body hair lovers everywhere. Now I’m taking this two-tone masterpiece on tour — 3 shows in San Francisco 🇩🇪❤️🇺🇸 📍Thursday • Friday • Saturday — come see both sides live! #BellyOut #Chubby #BearsOfTikTok #Comedy #StandUp
A failed trust fall. Thanks, Robby, for trusting me. Sorry @therealbiggrizz64 for trusting me. But all of you can trust me on one thing: Friday's show is going to be fun. 📍 Club Tane, Redford 🗓 Friday • 9 PM All Info on my website - Link in Bio! #DetroitComedy #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #LiveComedy
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A failed trust fall. Thanks, Robby, for trusting me. Sorry @therealbiggrizz64 for trusting me. But all of you can trust me on one thing: Friday's show is going to be fun. 📍 Club Tane, Redford 🗓 Friday • 9 PM All Info on my website - Link in Bio! #DetroitComedy #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #LiveComedy
America: “Ignore the Epstein Files!” Also America: “Quick, war with Venezuela!” Me: “Cool. Anyway… here are 47 possible presidents ranked by PWB — President With Benefits.” If you want to hide from the winter storm or your own life choices: ➡️ Dr. Grins, 8 PM #️⃣ Hashtags: #comedytok #standupclip #grandrapids #onlyfons
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America: “Ignore the Epstein Files!” Also America: “Quick, war with Venezuela!” Me: “Cool. Anyway… here are 47 possible presidents ranked by PWB — President With Benefits.” If you want to hide from the winter storm or your own life choices: ➡️ Dr. Grins, 8 PM #️⃣ Hashtags: #comedytok #standupclip #grandrapids #onlyfons
Being married to a comedian is dangerous. Being his voluntary stuntman is worse. 😬 Robby @therealbiggrizz64risked everything. Kollette handled the emergency response. 🐶 📍 Club Tane, Redford 🗓 Friday, Aug. 7 | 9 PM | $20 #ComedyTok #BehindTheScenes #DetroitComedy #StandUpComedy
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Being married to a comedian is dangerous. Being his voluntary stuntman is worse. 😬 Robby @therealbiggrizz64risked everything. Kollette handled the emergency response. 🐶 📍 Club Tane, Redford 🗓 Friday, Aug. 7 | 9 PM | $20 #ComedyTok #BehindTheScenes #DetroitComedy #StandUpComedy
A clip from the Cassopolis Comedy Festival. Turns out a small Bavarian village and the United States have very different ideas about celebrating anniversaries. 🇩🇪🇺🇸 Tonight: 📍 The Comedy Project 🕖 7 PM #StandUpComedy #ComedyClip #MichiganComedy #GermanComedian #GrandRapids
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A clip from the Cassopolis Comedy Festival. Turns out a small Bavarian village and the United States have very different ideas about celebrating anniversaries. 🇩🇪🇺🇸 Tonight: 📍 The Comedy Project 🕖 7 PM #StandUpComedy #ComedyClip #MichiganComedy #GermanComedian #GrandRapids
TIKTOK That opener got a WAY bigger laugh than I expected 😅🎤 Clip from yesterday at Russo’s. Back tonight at Brewery Outre in Kalamazoo with a killer lineup 🍻 #StandUp #ComedyTok #Comedy #Kalamazoo #Mustache
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TIKTOK That opener got a WAY bigger laugh than I expected 😅🎤 Clip from yesterday at Russo’s. Back tonight at Brewery Outre in Kalamazoo with a killer lineup 🍻 #StandUp #ComedyTok #Comedy #Kalamazoo #Mustache
💩 My Pug Kooper Gives a 💩 — Episode 2 Today's deposit? 🏭 An AI data center. Never-ending noise. Drinks all the water. Wrecks the environment. Public money somehow becomes billionaire money. Who's a good boy? Kooper. Good PooPoo, Kooper. Bad news for the rest of us. What should he poop out next? 👇 #StandUpComedy #Pug #AI #DataCenter #Comedy
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💩 My Pug Kooper Gives a 💩 — Episode 2 Today's deposit? 🏭 An AI data center. Never-ending noise. Drinks all the water. Wrecks the environment. Public money somehow becomes billionaire money. Who's a good boy? Kooper. Good PooPoo, Kooper. Bad news for the rest of us. What should he poop out next? 👇 #StandUpComedy #Pug #AI #DataCenter #Comedy
Some jokes crushed. Some bombed. Some got called NASTY. Now let’s see if they can win a comedy competition. 🗳️ Audience votes decide everything. 📍 Kingpin of Comedy • Grand Rapids • Sunday • 7PM • FREE #StandUpComedy #GrandRapids #MichiganComedy #LiveComedy
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Some jokes crushed. Some bombed. Some got called NASTY. Now let’s see if they can win a comedy competition. 🗳️ Audience votes decide everything. 📍 Kingpin of Comedy • Grand Rapids • Sunday • 7PM • FREE #StandUpComedy #GrandRapids #MichiganComedy #LiveComedy
🚨 West Michigan roll call! Who’s pulling up tonight? Grand Rapids ✅ Holland ✅ Muskegon ✅ Kalamazoo ✅ Grand Haven ✅ Wyoming ✅ Kentwood ✅ Jenison ✅ Hudsonville ✅ Zeeland ✅ Wayland ✅ Rockford ✅ …or anywhere nearby. I’m competing in the first round of Kingpin of Comedy tonight and I’d love to see some familiar faces. 📍 Chicago Beef Joint 🕖 7 PM 🎟️ FREE Comment your town if you’re coming! #StandUpComedy #GrandRapids #WestMichigan #Comedy #KingpinOfComedy
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🚨 West Michigan roll call! Who’s pulling up tonight? Grand Rapids ✅ Holland ✅ Muskegon ✅ Kalamazoo ✅ Grand Haven ✅ Wyoming ✅ Kentwood ✅ Jenison ✅ Hudsonville ✅ Zeeland ✅ Wayland ✅ Rockford ✅ …or anywhere nearby. I’m competing in the first round of Kingpin of Comedy tonight and I’d love to see some familiar faces. 📍 Chicago Beef Joint 🕖 7 PM 🎟️ FREE Comment your town if you’re coming! #StandUpComedy #GrandRapids #WestMichigan #Comedy #KingpinOfComedy
Apparently I’m a skincare influencer now. 🇩🇪🧴 Five steps. Five minutes. One German in a Midwest restroom. Want to support my comedy? ALFONS20 gets you 20% off Earth Therapeutics, and I earn a commission from your purchase. You save money. I get paid. We both look better. 🤝 #EarthTherapeutics #MensSkincare #GermanComedian #StandUpComedy
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Apparently I’m a skincare influencer now. 🇩🇪🧴 Five steps. Five minutes. One German in a Midwest restroom. Want to support my comedy? ALFONS20 gets you 20% off Earth Therapeutics, and I earn a commission from your purchase. You save money. I get paid. We both look better. 🤝 #EarthTherapeutics #MensSkincare #GermanComedian #StandUpComedy
Blast from the Past ➡️ Blast into Tonight’s Show 💥 I’m at Flo’s Pizzeria, Belmont for North Kent Comedy Productions! 🍕 Dropping stupid jokes beside people with actual talent — and even PE teachers can’t bully this one. 😎 🍕 Shared pizza knots + one unsolicited German accent. #OnlyFons #StandUpComedy #ComedyTok #MichiganComedy #LiveComedy
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Blast from the Past ➡️ Blast into Tonight’s Show 💥 I’m at Flo’s Pizzeria, Belmont for North Kent Comedy Productions! 🍕 Dropping stupid jokes beside people with actual talent — and even PE teachers can’t bully this one. 😎 🍕 Shared pizza knots + one unsolicited German accent. #OnlyFons #StandUpComedy #ComedyTok #MichiganComedy #LiveComedy
I've noticed a certain... visual trend lately. So I skipped the online debate and asked my most loyal follower: "Kooper... make AI flyer." He genuinely gave it his best. Now I'm honestly struggling to tell which flyers are Kooper originals. 🐶💩 Should I give him another assignment? #Comedy #SketchComedy #Pug #DogTok #AI #GraphicDesign
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I've noticed a certain... visual trend lately. So I skipped the online debate and asked my most loyal follower: "Kooper... make AI flyer." He genuinely gave it his best. Now I'm honestly struggling to tell which flyers are Kooper originals. 🐶💩 Should I give him another assignment? #Comedy #SketchComedy #Pug #DogTok #AI #GraphicDesign
🤭🎉Michigan comedy tour week starts NOW. 🎤 First show: FREE. CLEAN. Wednesday at Michigan Moonshine Distillery. Come laugh. I promise I only look like trouble. #MichiganComedy #StandUp #CleanComedy #GrandRapids
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🤭🎉Michigan comedy tour week starts NOW. 🎤 First show: FREE. CLEAN. Wednesday at Michigan Moonshine Distillery. Come laugh. I promise I only look like trouble. #MichiganComedy #StandUp #CleanComedy #GrandRapids
First time performing outdoors — and of course it had to be Bearrison Street Fair in San Francisco. Bears, Cubs n Chubs, laughter, lust n sunshine, and a No Kings protest right next door. So yeah… I explained what Germany did with its kings. 👑 🎤 #ComedyClip #Bearrison #GayComedy #OnlyFons #BearsOfTikTok
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First time performing outdoors — and of course it had to be Bearrison Street Fair in San Francisco. Bears, Cubs n Chubs, laughter, lust n sunshine, and a No Kings protest right next door. So yeah… I explained what Germany did with its kings. 👑 🎤 #ComedyClip #Bearrison #GayComedy #OnlyFons #BearsOfTikTok
Kooper has an announcement: Matter1234 is officially my first supporter! 🐾☕️ Huge Dankeschön! You can still support me through the link in my bio. Tomorrow: Laughter on the Lakeshore, 3:30 PM at Earthwise Studio in Muskegon! 🎤 Also: Is this the best Voice for Kooper? Advice in the Comments please! #ComedyTok #PugTok #MichiganComedy #StandUpComedy
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Kooper has an announcement: Matter1234 is officially my first supporter! 🐾☕️ Huge Dankeschön! You can still support me through the link in my bio. Tomorrow: Laughter on the Lakeshore, 3:30 PM at Earthwise Studio in Muskegon! 🎤 Also: Is this the best Voice for Kooper? Advice in the Comments please! #ComedyTok #PugTok #MichiganComedy #StandUpComedy
Tony #Soprano wants his Style back! While I’m adjusting to the lifestyle. Headlining Turtle Cat Comedy TONIGHT — Ann Arbor, 9pm, $15. Hear.Say Brewing + Theater. See you there. 🐢🐱 #standupcomedy #annarbor #comedyshow #turtlecatcomedy
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Tony #Soprano wants his Style back! While I’m adjusting to the lifestyle. Headlining Turtle Cat Comedy TONIGHT — Ann Arbor, 9pm, $15. Hear.Say Brewing + Theater. See you there. 🐢🐱 #standupcomedy #annarbor #comedyshow #turtlecatcomedy
6 years ago, I met the most amazing man. With Robby aka @Rob Reminga , I found my best companion, my safest place, my favorite adventure, and my biggest love. We’ve conquered three weddings, crossed countries and large parts of the States, welcomed two neurospicy fur babies, collected gray hairs, survived a midlife crisis (mine), endless infodumps (yours), time apart and time together — all while getting older, not necessarily wiser, in a pretty crazy world. We’ve built a life full of laughter, support, and trust. With him by my side, I don’t fear what’s ahead — I know we’ll face it together. I love you. Ich liebe dich, Robby. Thank you for everything. 🤍 P.S. Posted a day late — in true privileged white old man fashion.
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6 years ago, I met the most amazing man. With Robby aka @Rob Reminga , I found my best companion, my safest place, my favorite adventure, and my biggest love. We’ve conquered three weddings, crossed countries and large parts of the States, welcomed two neurospicy fur babies, collected gray hairs, survived a midlife crisis (mine), endless infodumps (yours), time apart and time together — all while getting older, not necessarily wiser, in a pretty crazy world. We’ve built a life full of laughter, support, and trust. With him by my side, I don’t fear what’s ahead — I know we’ll face it together. I love you. Ich liebe dich, Robby. Thank you for everything. 🤍 P.S. Posted a day late — in true privileged white old man fashion.
I don’t call for boycotts anymore… we already have too many 😅 And somehow McDonald’s still survives everything 🤡🍟 Throwback: TurtleCat Comedy 🐢🐱 Tomorrow — 8 PM @ Brewery Outré (Kalamazoo) #standup #comedytok #kalamazoo #livecomedy #boycott
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I don’t call for boycotts anymore… we already have too many 😅 And somehow McDonald’s still survives everything 🤡🍟 Throwback: TurtleCat Comedy 🐢🐱 Tomorrow — 8 PM @ Brewery Outré (Kalamazoo) #standup #comedytok #kalamazoo #livecomedy #boycott

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