THERE IS HANNAH AND THEN THERE IS EVERYONE ELSE. RIP THE FUCKING OLD LIST UP. THERE IS A NEW PRINCESS IN TOWN AND IT AINT EVEN CLOSE.

Have not spoken to my Vegas coke dealer since 2016. Texted simply to say hi. He responded, "Stu saw you post u r coming back, for u kilo uncut $17, 300". Shoutout true blue friends for life.

I need subtitles. Haven't understood a word all halftime. The ass is top notch though.

A kilo gets this bitch flowing. I won't even expense it. Say the word. This would save this epic production. 2 miles away, just checked. Door to door service. SUP.

Pray for the England fans in Mexico City getting out of there unharmed

I rubbed one out for 2000 days in a row but at 50 had to stop because I found when making love to Sandy, loads were lacking.

JUST FOUND OUT WHAT NADU GOT PAID. MY GOD U WANT @Return_Of_RB TO HATE YOU WHEN IT COMES TO CONTRACT TALKS.

Happy Gilmore 2 was great. Wire to wire laughs. Unbelievable cast and A+ Cameos never stop. Feel good slapstick comedy.

Listen @BarstoolBigCat I am starting my diet with u tomorrow. I just peed into my belly button by accident.

5 poop yankee game experience. 3 poops second floor bathrooms, one poop first floor bathroom. Last poop just now, made uber driver get off the road and pooped in a Chinese restaurant. Ate 2 egg rolls and 3 pieces of shrimp toast because I was grateful for their facilities.

I am litterally yelling at myself and will be checking if Alzheimers, down syndrome, dementia, has deeply set in. Have Dr's appointments this week.