THERE IS HANNAH AND THEN THERE IS EVERYONE ELSE. RIP THE FUCKING OLD LIST UP. THERE IS A NEW PRINCESS IN TOWN AND IT AINT EVEN CLOSE.

Have not spoken to my Vegas coke dealer since 2016. Texted simply to say hi. He responded, "Stu saw you post u r coming back, for u kilo uncut $17, 300". Shoutout true blue friends for life.

I need subtitles. Haven't understood a word all halftime. The ass is top notch though.

Made $200 off Twitter this month, just received, bought an 8 ball for game 7 tonight. Thank you @elonmusk

A kilo gets this bitch flowing. I won't even expense it. Say the word. This would save this epic production. 2 miles away, just checked. Door to door service. SUP.

JUST FOUND OUT WHAT NADU GOT PAID. MY GOD U WANT @Return_Of_RB TO HATE YOU WHEN IT COMES TO CONTRACT TALKS.

Happy Gilmore 2 was great. Wire to wire laughs. Unbelievable cast and A+ Cameos never stop. Feel good slapstick comedy.

Who has it worse Iran or Halliburton

Listen @BarstoolBigCat I am starting my diet with u tomorrow. I just peed into my belly button by accident.

5 poop yankee game experience. 3 poops second floor bathrooms, one poop first floor bathroom. Last poop just now, made uber driver get off the road and pooped in a Chinese restaurant. Ate 2 egg rolls and 3 pieces of shrimp toast because I was grateful for their facilities.

My dick stayed harder than normal, like steel last night, having sex with Sandy so thank you @barstoolspringb

Today is the Franchise tag for the nfl, For the record I am franchising @hannahcmontoya you obviously can never ever let her go. ONE OF ONE.