THERE IS HANNAH AND THEN THERE IS EVERYONE ELSE. RIP THE FUCKING OLD LIST UP. THERE IS A NEW PRINCESS IN TOWN AND IT AINT EVEN CLOSE.

I need subtitles. Haven't understood a word all halftime. The ass is top notch though.

Made $200 off Twitter this month, just received, bought an 8 ball for game 7 tonight. Thank you @elonmusk

Happy Gilmore 2 was great. Wire to wire laughs. Unbelievable cast and A+ Cameos never stop. Feel good slapstick comedy.

Who has it worse Iran or Halliburton

Listen @BarstoolBigCat I am starting my diet with u tomorrow. I just peed into my belly button by accident.

5 poop yankee game experience. 3 poops second floor bathrooms, one poop first floor bathroom. Last poop just now, made uber driver get off the road and pooped in a Chinese restaurant. Ate 2 egg rolls and 3 pieces of shrimp toast because I was grateful for their facilities.

Today is the Franchise tag for the nfl, For the record I am franchising @hannahcmontoya you obviously can never ever let her go. ONE OF ONE.

I have seen more defense at swingers parties, more spitting too.

Thank god you are addressing your obesity problem. Its fucking embarrassing u r fatter than @NjTank99 . Take it from someone who has gained weight and I also am fatter than frank @MattPiperJenks P.s your hair is fabulous u fat fuck.