Here’s a prank for anyone who does prank vids: go to the supermarket checkout with one item and insist everyone go ahead of you, no matter how many items they’ve got. Nah actually, sounds shit, fuck it. Fucks sake man, what’s wrong with me.

Never understood how a toilet could come off its hinges. Who are these people who are bucking while having a shit.

Imagine if aliens came and we found out we were the only planet in the universe shitting and pissing. Would be so fucking embarrassing

Normalise eating off other people’s plates if you finish before them

So annoying getting a parcel delivery while you’re in the shower and you have to tuck your cock and bollocks between your legs while he takes the photo so he doesn’t see anything

Sketch by @mrSamOLeary & I

Shout out to kids for running at full speed in the busiest of public areas

Now make happy Gilmore 3 where all his kids are dead too

What if you crowd surfed and they never put you down

Back at it with @mrSamOLeary

Suppose at one point we just need to accept the fact that no-one is ever going to watch the tv shows we recommend them