Imagine if aliens came and we found out we were the only planet in the universe shitting and pissing. Would be so fucking embarrassing
So annoying getting a parcel delivery while you’re in the shower and you have to tuck your cock and bollocks between your legs while he takes the photo so he doesn’t see anything
What if you crowd surfed and they never put you down
Back at it with @mrSamOLeary
Suppose at one point we just need to accept the fact that no-one is ever going to watch the tv shows we recommend them
New viddy with lil skiddy @mrSamOLeary
Guarantee not one person has had a nice Christmas
New sketch with @mrSamOLeary
@classic_lineups Purple Air Max 90 off their website
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