Imagine if aliens came and we found out we were the only planet in the universe shitting and pissing. Would be so fucking embarrassing

Normalise eating off other people’s plates if you finish before them

So annoying getting a parcel delivery while you’re in the shower and you have to tuck your cock and bollocks between your legs while he takes the photo so he doesn’t see anything

Shout out to kids for running at full speed in the busiest of public areas

What if you crowd surfed and they never put you down

Back at it with @mrSamOLeary

Suppose at one point we just need to accept the fact that no-one is ever going to watch the tv shows we recommend them

New viddy with lil skiddy @mrSamOLeary

Guarantee not one person has had a nice Christmas

New sketch with @mrSamOLeary

@classic_lineups Purple Air Max 90 off their website