THERE IS HANNAH AND THEN THERE IS EVERYONE ELSE. RIP THE FUCKING OLD LIST UP. THERE IS A NEW PRINCESS IN TOWN AND IT AINT EVEN CLOSE.

Have not spoken to my Vegas coke dealer since 2016. Texted simply to say hi. He responded, "Stu saw you post u r coming back, for u kilo uncut $17, 300". Shoutout true blue friends for life.

I need subtitles. Haven't understood a word all halftime. The ass is top notch though.

Made $200 off Twitter this month, just received, bought an 8 ball for game 7 tonight. Thank you @elonmusk

A kilo gets this bitch flowing. I won't even expense it. Say the word. This would save this epic production. 2 miles away, just checked. Door to door service. SUP.

JUST FOUND OUT WHAT NADU GOT PAID. MY GOD U WANT @Return_Of_RB TO HATE YOU WHEN IT COMES TO CONTRACT TALKS.

Happy Gilmore 2 was great. Wire to wire laughs. Unbelievable cast and A+ Cameos never stop. Feel good slapstick comedy.

Who has it worse Iran or Halliburton

Listen @BarstoolBigCat I am starting my diet with u tomorrow. I just peed into my belly button by accident.

5 poop yankee game experience. 3 poops second floor bathrooms, one poop first floor bathroom. Last poop just now, made uber driver get off the road and pooped in a Chinese restaurant. Ate 2 egg rolls and 3 pieces of shrimp toast because I was grateful for their facilities.

I am litterally yelling at myself and will be checking if Alzheimers, down syndrome, dementia, has deeply set in. Have Dr's appointments this week.

My dick stayed harder than normal, like steel last night, having sex with Sandy so thank you @barstoolspringb