Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane

one time I saw this lady ordering at a Starbucks inside of a Target and felt like I walked past MJ playing a pickup game

Oh you think you’re too good for the poptart bowl????

when i went to the iowa @ rutgers game this year they were handing out free TVs so that might be part of the problem

James Franklin was tired of yall saying he loses the big game so he decided to mess around in a non-big game and prove yall wrong

this is a top 3 career moment for me (and it’s not 2 or 3)

This makes more sense now

getting a false start penalty is so embarrassing like wow okay I made a mistake and now everyone is pointing at me

me, someone who started watching male figure skating 3 days ago: "this is the biggest upset our sport has ever seen. i could have never imagined this happening."

Do you think Sam Leavitt and Lane Kiffin just sat in silence for the rest of the game

for some context, summit is one of the grimiest bars on campus and a very funny place for a house dad to be

I’m so sick of opening up my phone and seeing people die. ICE is pure evil. I don’t know how you can stand for this shit.

my favorite part of this list is when they talk about how bad my year on the show was

“I woke up feeling the sleaziest, coach”

Iowa and Iowa State have got to be losing their shit right now (rightfully so)