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It's a rough road out here shopping for clothing for a little boys that doesn't have...

A construction truck being driven by a minion 
A Super Mario character eating pizza 
A teenage mutant Ninja turtle riding a shark 

And to be clear, my complaint is not with this particular shirt. Honestly, it's pretty cute and I know my kids would love it. I'm not opposed to buying fun shirts. My main complaint is that I went to FOUR stores yesterday. Looking for spring clothes for my two boys and my options were only the following:

- dinosaurs 
Construction 
Pizza 
Video games 
Space 
Dinosaurs
Truck/race cars
And 1990 style stripes

And that's it. Your only options. Just a very small sampling of interests. Repeated over and over and over . In every single store. In a boys section that is most likely much smaller than the girls section.

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It's a rough road out here shopping for clothing for a little boys that doesn't have... A construction truck being driven by a minion A Super Mario character eating pizza A teenage mutant Ninja turtle riding a shark And to be clear, my complaint is not with this particular shirt. Honestly, it's pretty cute and I know my kids would love it. I'm not opposed to buying fun shirts. My main complaint is that I went to FOUR stores yesterday. Looking for spring clothes for my two boys and my options were only the following: - dinosaurs Construction Pizza Video games Space Dinosaurs Truck/race cars And 1990 style stripes And that's it. Your only options. Just a very small sampling of interests. Repeated over and over and over . In every single store. In a boys section that is most likely much smaller than the girls section. #momofboys #kelsewhatelse #midwesternmom
Nights are roughhhhh around here lately. What do you mean my little buddy has a hard time going up the stairs now? Wasn’t it just yesterday that he was a puppy? 

hopefully, we still have a couple years left with him. He’s 12 now and he still does go up and down the stairs relatively willingly, but he really thinks about it first. We’re already preparing for the day that we have to move our bedroom downstairs so he doesn’t have to sleep alone. 

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Nights are roughhhhh around here lately. What do you mean my little buddy has a hard time going up the stairs now? Wasn’t it just yesterday that he was a puppy? hopefully, we still have a couple years left with him. He’s 12 now and he still does go up and down the stairs relatively willingly, but he really thinks about it first. We’re already preparing for the day that we have to move our bedroom downstairs so he doesn’t have to sleep alone. #kelsewhatelse #olddog
You can find us eating completely alone in every restaurant 1 minute after opening. 

(Context: Typical Italian dinner time is 8pm-9:30pm- depending on the area of course)

Eating dinner in Italy with little kids plan:

Step 1: Google locate the very few restaurants that open before 8:00 p.m. 

Step 2: Fill the children with snacks to hold them over

Step 3: Show up to the restaurant right at opening

Step 4: End up eating dinner in a completely empty restaurant 

Step 5: Eventually adjust the kids' eating times by the end of the week, celebrate 🎉, and have to fly back home. 

Our pre-kids Italy trip, we could roll with the late (by American standards) kitchen opening times but...kids. We adjusted by the end of the week and finally had dinner at the same time as the locals and felt so proud! 

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You can find us eating completely alone in every restaurant 1 minute after opening. (Context: Typical Italian dinner time is 8pm-9:30pm- depending on the area of course) Eating dinner in Italy with little kids plan: Step 1: Google locate the very few restaurants that open before 8:00 p.m. Step 2: Fill the children with snacks to hold them over Step 3: Show up to the restaurant right at opening Step 4: End up eating dinner in a completely empty restaurant Step 5: Eventually adjust the kids' eating times by the end of the week, celebrate 🎉, and have to fly back home. Our pre-kids Italy trip, we could roll with the late (by American standards) kitchen opening times but...kids. We adjusted by the end of the week and finally had dinner at the same time as the locals and felt so proud! #kelsewhatelse #travelwithkids #familytravelitaly #usavsitaly
Me learning to swim: “What? Like it’s hard?”

Turns out that my body composition is just its own flotation device. 🍑 I legitimately thought that everybody else could just… float like me.

Last summer, I was on the lake for boat day with friends, and I was just bobbing in the water like a buoy, and my friend’s husband said, “What are you sitting on?”
I said, “What do you mean?”

He said, “Do you have one of those flotation diaper things? Because you’re not holding anything, but you’re not treading water.”

I said, “I’m not sitting on anything. This is just me.”

He said, “But you’re not moving your arms or your legs to tread water.”

I said, “I know. I don’t have to tread water. I just float. I don’t know what to tell you.” 

Two bonuses of this body of mine, I’m harder to kidnap, and I could Bob my way all the way to coastal Ireland.

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Me learning to swim: “What? Like it’s hard?” Turns out that my body composition is just its own flotation device. 🍑 I legitimately thought that everybody else could just… float like me. Last summer, I was on the lake for boat day with friends, and I was just bobbing in the water like a buoy, and my friend’s husband said, “What are you sitting on?” I said, “What do you mean?” He said, “Do you have one of those flotation diaper things? Because you’re not holding anything, but you’re not treading water.” I said, “I’m not sitting on anything. This is just me.” He said, “But you’re not moving your arms or your legs to tread water.” I said, “I know. I don’t have to tread water. I just float. I don’t know what to tell you.” Two bonuses of this body of mine, I’m harder to kidnap, and I could Bob my way all the way to coastal Ireland. #kelsewhatelse #midwesternmom
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of that perfect drink condensation that can only be as achieved by very large frozen cubes. 

Also are Europeans dehydrated or are Americans overly hydrated? 

* Yes,I know Europe is not a country. I'm am using continent vs a single country here because every country I have been to in Europe is aligned against the pursuit of frozen beverages 😅

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Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of that perfect drink condensation that can only be as achieved by very large frozen cubes. Also are Europeans dehydrated or are Americans overly hydrated? * Yes,I know Europe is not a country. I'm am using continent vs a single country here because every country I have been to in Europe is aligned against the pursuit of frozen beverages 😅 #kelsewhatelse #kansascityinfluencer #europevsusa
Only the bravest among us take on cop slide.  Can’t tell if the slide found Sam worthy or unworthy.

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Only the bravest among us take on cop slide. Can’t tell if the slide found Sam worthy or unworthy. #copslide #bostoncopslide
Idea cred: @aubreygavellowood  Now boarding.... A group of women who can't go on a girls trip without packing Tums and colace. 
 

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Idea cred: @aubreygavellowood Now boarding.... A group of women who can't go on a girls trip without packing Tums and colace. #nowboarding #girlswhobark
If he had been carrying the keys between his knuckles, he wouldn’t have dropped them. Gotta be ready. 

Every time we drive past a man running at night I point him out and say “oh look! I can’t do that!” I feel it is my duty to make Sam also have to learn the rules of being a girl training that we had to learn. Just to idk… go outside and live. STAY ALERT SAMUEL.

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If he had been carrying the keys between his knuckles, he wouldn’t have dropped them. Gotta be ready. Every time we drive past a man running at night I point him out and say “oh look! I can’t do that!” I feel it is my duty to make Sam also have to learn the rules of being a girl training that we had to learn. Just to idk… go outside and live. STAY ALERT SAMUEL. #kelsewhatelse #midwesternmom #girltraining #stayalertsamuel
And the knowing
that even though
there will be a last
time we can hold
them like this. A last
time we can hold
everything for them.

Forever, when they
need us, even in
adulthood, we will
feel the warmth of
them right here;

chest to chest,

heartbeat to
heartbeat.

Artist: Jane DeDecker 
Sculpture is “Never Too Big”
At:
@botanicawichita 

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And the knowing that even though there will be a last time we can hold them like this. A last time we can hold everything for them. Forever, when they need us, even in adulthood, we will feel the warmth of them right here; chest to chest, heartbeat to heartbeat. Artist: Jane DeDecker Sculpture is “Never Too Big” At: @botanicawichita #kelsewhatelse #travelwithkids #midwesternmom
Sooo... What is your high school crush up to ? 
Have you checked in on your high school crush lately? 

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Sooo... What is your high school crush up to ? Have you checked in on your high school crush lately? #kelsewhatelse #midwestmom
Lock the door WHILE you’re getting in the car. One swift motion.  And no phone scrolling with the door unlocked and ideally not at all. Especially if it is dark or you are in a parking garage. 

Girl Training my husband part 2 

Every time we drive past a man running at night I point him out and say “oh look! I can’t do that!” I feel it is my duty to make Sam also have to learn the rules of being a girl training that we had to learn. Just to idk… go outside and live. STAY ALERT SAMUEL.

#kelsewhatelse #midwesternmom #girltraining #stayalertsamuel
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Lock the door WHILE you’re getting in the car. One swift motion. And no phone scrolling with the door unlocked and ideally not at all. Especially if it is dark or you are in a parking garage. Girl Training my husband part 2 Every time we drive past a man running at night I point him out and say “oh look! I can’t do that!” I feel it is my duty to make Sam also have to learn the rules of being a girl training that we had to learn. Just to idk… go outside and live. STAY ALERT SAMUEL. #kelsewhatelse #midwesternmom #girltraining #stayalertsamuel
I wish I could say I DIDN'T expect to be brought to tears by the unboxing of tiny Christmas houses, but I knew it would make me emotional 😅. It's only a total realization of my most ardent childhood DREAM. 

And another little cute tidbit is that my husband came home and saw that I unboxed the Christmas houses and he immediately said, 

"Did you like the greenhouse?! I picked that set because I knew you would love the greenhouse"
 😭

This man is a walking green flag.

* Also not to confuse anybody, it was a mystery box to me... Not to Sam haha

My first Christmas Village ❤️

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I wish I could say I DIDN'T expect to be brought to tears by the unboxing of tiny Christmas houses, but I knew it would make me emotional 😅. It's only a total realization of my most ardent childhood DREAM. And another little cute tidbit is that my husband came home and saw that I unboxed the Christmas houses and he immediately said, "Did you like the greenhouse?! I picked that set because I knew you would love the greenhouse" 😭 This man is a walking green flag. * Also not to confuse anybody, it was a mystery box to me... Not to Sam haha My first Christmas Village ❤️ #kelsewhatelse #midwesternmom #greenflag #christmasvillage #department56
WHY are there no SCREENS on the windows? Is it that there are no bugs? Or are you guys just chill with letting the bugs come in?

For science, if you live in a European country, do you have the following things in your home or is it just American culture?

-an Ice machine
-Central air-conditioning
-screens on your windows
-A dryer that actually fully dries your clothes
-ceiling fans, or room fans
-outlets for hairdryers in the bathroom next to the sink

Yes, of course I know that Europe is not a country. It’s a continent and that every single country has its own individual culture. BUT I couldn’t very well single out France, or Austria, or England, or Spain, or Italy, or Luxembourg for this video. Because then I would have people asking me, “why did you just call out Spain? Why did you just call out Italy? France also does this!” Can’t win em all.

And don’t get me wrong I am incredibly jealous of your cobblestone streets, your reasonably priced healthcare, and your absolutely stunning architecture. VERY jealous. And I can’t wait to go back and visit every time. 

I like to poke fun at the American tendency to need to climate control everything from the air to our drink temperature but it is very hot and humid here! 

#kelsewhatelse #midwesternmom  #americavseurope #amiercanineurope
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WHY are there no SCREENS on the windows? Is it that there are no bugs? Or are you guys just chill with letting the bugs come in? For science, if you live in a European country, do you have the following things in your home or is it just American culture? -an Ice machine -Central air-conditioning -screens on your windows -A dryer that actually fully dries your clothes -ceiling fans, or room fans -outlets for hairdryers in the bathroom next to the sink Yes, of course I know that Europe is not a country. It’s a continent and that every single country has its own individual culture. BUT I couldn’t very well single out France, or Austria, or England, or Spain, or Italy, or Luxembourg for this video. Because then I would have people asking me, “why did you just call out Spain? Why did you just call out Italy? France also does this!” Can’t win em all. And don’t get me wrong I am incredibly jealous of your cobblestone streets, your reasonably priced healthcare, and your absolutely stunning architecture. VERY jealous. And I can’t wait to go back and visit every time. I like to poke fun at the American tendency to need to climate control everything from the air to our drink temperature but it is very hot and humid here! #kelsewhatelse #midwesternmom #americavseurope #amiercanineurope
Do kids still learn cursive in school? 

 We also may have told him that if he ever wants to be an explorer/ archaeologist like Indiana Jones he has to know how to read cursive... Both things I feel are at least 80% true. 

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#midwestmom #howtotalktolittlekids
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Do kids still learn cursive in school? We also may have told him that if he ever wants to be an explorer/ archaeologist like Indiana Jones he has to know how to read cursive... Both things I feel are at least 80% true. #kelsewhatelse #midwestmom #howtotalktolittlekids
Part 1: If I had daughters I would play this game with them too to help teach enthusiastic consent AND help practice setting boundaries. 

I first posted this game nearly 3 years ago and I thought it was time to refill and show how even three years later we’re still using the body language game to help teach our kids how to protect themselves and protect others. 

We talk about how even if someone isn’t saying “no” with their words, they might be saying “no”, “I don’t like this”, or “I’m uncomfortable” with their body language. That means we stop.

We also reverse the roles so they can practice protecting their own bodies too. We also practice using our voice to say “no”, “stop”, and “I don’t like that.”

We talk about standing up for others, asking for help from a trusted adult, and “reading” body language in other situations, Like if he sees a kid on the playground alone and looking sad, what could he do? What is their body language saying about how they’re feeling?

I take special care to point out what my body language is saying during the day and to point out what I see their body language telling me even when their words aren’t speaking. 

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Part 1: If I had daughters I would play this game with them too to help teach enthusiastic consent AND help practice setting boundaries. I first posted this game nearly 3 years ago and I thought it was time to refill and show how even three years later we’re still using the body language game to help teach our kids how to protect themselves and protect others. We talk about how even if someone isn’t saying “no” with their words, they might be saying “no”, “I don’t like this”, or “I’m uncomfortable” with their body language. That means we stop. We also reverse the roles so they can practice protecting their own bodies too. We also practice using our voice to say “no”, “stop”, and “I don’t like that.” We talk about standing up for others, asking for help from a trusted adult, and “reading” body language in other situations, Like if he sees a kid on the playground alone and looking sad, what could he do? What is their body language saying about how they’re feeling? I take special care to point out what my body language is saying during the day and to point out what I see their body language telling me even when their words aren’t speaking. #kelsewhatelse #momtips #teachingconsent #midwestmom
I have so many questions. 

A year later, we look back upon this experience as the highlight of our trip to Germany. It was whimsical in the best way.

 And it was a last-minute decision because we saw the information for the park pop up on Google maps and had some time to kill. We had no idea what to expect and this was SO MUCH BETTER than our wildest expectations.

Caption from the last time I posted this video with more details: 

Accidentally had an entire theme park all for ourselves. 

The foggy, mossy, deep in the Forrest Grimm's fairytale vibes paired with the complete absence of other humans was SO COOL. 

I'm not surprised the park was empty. It was rainy, cold and miserable and 10am on a Friday morning.  And it was the end of the season.  We are lucky we found the park when we did because this weekend  was the final of the season. 

The workers spoiled us as the only patrons.😅 They were very kind. We had so much fun and I wish the US would do these self-serve (put a coin in without a worker) theme parks. 

Perks of traveling off season. 

Theme park: Märchenparadies Heidelberg  @maerchenparadies

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I have so many questions. A year later, we look back upon this experience as the highlight of our trip to Germany. It was whimsical in the best way. And it was a last-minute decision because we saw the information for the park pop up on Google maps and had some time to kill. We had no idea what to expect and this was SO MUCH BETTER than our wildest expectations. Caption from the last time I posted this video with more details: Accidentally had an entire theme park all for ourselves. The foggy, mossy, deep in the Forrest Grimm's fairytale vibes paired with the complete absence of other humans was SO COOL. I'm not surprised the park was empty. It was rainy, cold and miserable and 10am on a Friday morning. And it was the end of the season. We are lucky we found the park when we did because this weekend was the final of the season. The workers spoiled us as the only patrons.😅 They were very kind. We had so much fun and I wish the US would do these self-serve (put a coin in without a worker) theme parks. Perks of traveling off season. Theme park: Märchenparadies Heidelberg @maerchenparadies . . . . #kelsewhatelse #travelwithkids #midwestmom #germanywithkids #familytravel
Here's how the squishy glove method works ⬇️

(I'm sure there's a more technical name for this method, but I call it squishy gloves because... The gloves are squishy..)

Comment👉 HANDS 
And I'll send you a link to the gloves I use, and the two lotions 

1. Buy some gloves 
- I cut the tips of the fingers off because it is a sensory nightmare for me to sleep in full gloves. 

2. On the first night, if your hands are really really cracked, smother them in aquaphor. The aquaphor is less likely to burn in the cracks. Cover your hands with the gloves and sleep that way. 

3. The next night, SLATHER your hands with either @tubbytodd  all over ointment or @okeeffescompany working hands. Sometimes I just suck it up and go straight to step 3 even if my hands are cracked because I know by morning this cream will have repaired them significantly.

4. You can even put more @aquaphor  on top of that 

5. Put the gloves over it and sleep that way. 

6. Repeat as needed. 

I don't sleep in the gloves every single night, but I do probably once every 2 weeks. Once you've gotten under control, you can just put the hand cream on your hands throughout the day as maintenance. 

 It's been really helpful for my kids as well. I just use the adult gloves and cut the fingers a little lower. 

It took me years of pain to finally figure out this method (thank you, Reddit!) 

#kelsewhatelse #midwesternmom #dryhands #momtips
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Here's how the squishy glove method works ⬇️ (I'm sure there's a more technical name for this method, but I call it squishy gloves because... The gloves are squishy..) Comment👉 HANDS And I'll send you a link to the gloves I use, and the two lotions 1. Buy some gloves - I cut the tips of the fingers off because it is a sensory nightmare for me to sleep in full gloves. 2. On the first night, if your hands are really really cracked, smother them in aquaphor. The aquaphor is less likely to burn in the cracks. Cover your hands with the gloves and sleep that way. 3. The next night, SLATHER your hands with either @tubbytodd all over ointment or @okeeffescompany working hands. Sometimes I just suck it up and go straight to step 3 even if my hands are cracked because I know by morning this cream will have repaired them significantly. 4. You can even put more @aquaphor on top of that 5. Put the gloves over it and sleep that way. 6. Repeat as needed. I don't sleep in the gloves every single night, but I do probably once every 2 weeks. Once you've gotten under control, you can just put the hand cream on your hands throughout the day as maintenance. It's been really helpful for my kids as well. I just use the adult gloves and cut the fingers a little lower. It took me years of pain to finally figure out this method (thank you, Reddit!) #kelsewhatelse #midwesternmom #dryhands #momtips
We forget that we can teach the art of conversation. It’s a skill, and like any skill, it can be practiced. Knowing how to hold a real conversation helps kids make friends, build confidence, and connect with others.

 It’s how we help ourselves be seen and get our needs met. And as adults, it’s a skill that can open doors, create opportunities, and even land jobs. 

We teach our kids how to hold a good conversation with the “Info Dump” game.

(I recognize the irony of the name! I mostly called it this because it's a really kid-friendly name and they get the visual of dumping out the information, but I also wanted to kind of realign The meaning )

How we play:
• Choose a letter at random
• Pick a subject that starts with that letter
• Go around the table taking turns “dumping” one nugget of information we know about that subject

Subjects can be serious or silly. For example: Grandma, Taylor Swift, The Oregon Trail, rivers, sharks, and cotton candy. We often pick topics tied to shared family moments so that the information we share is also memories. 

A lot of the time we play to their strengths and pick a subject they already know a lot about, especially when we’re just starting the game. But we also choose topics they don’t know much about, because it gives them a chance to listen, learn, and practice asking good questions.

Conversationalists are nimble. They can come up with something to say, even about random topics, and they learn how to prioritize and share the right information at the right time. 

They also know when to stop talking. They share the floor, take turns, and listen actively. And if someone doesn’t have a fact to share, we teach them to stay engaged by asking thoughtful questions to keep the conversation going.

The next step in this game, which isn’t shown in the video, is adding on to each other’s facts by asking follow-up questions or adding more details. This takes the conversation deeper and turns it into a real back-and-forth. Asking good questions is the most important part of a conversation, that's why I have other games that tackle that skill too!

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We forget that we can teach the art of conversation. It’s a skill, and like any skill, it can be practiced. Knowing how to hold a real conversation helps kids make friends, build confidence, and connect with others. It’s how we help ourselves be seen and get our needs met. And as adults, it’s a skill that can open doors, create opportunities, and even land jobs. We teach our kids how to hold a good conversation with the “Info Dump” game. (I recognize the irony of the name! I mostly called it this because it's a really kid-friendly name and they get the visual of dumping out the information, but I also wanted to kind of realign The meaning ) How we play: • Choose a letter at random • Pick a subject that starts with that letter • Go around the table taking turns “dumping” one nugget of information we know about that subject Subjects can be serious or silly. For example: Grandma, Taylor Swift, The Oregon Trail, rivers, sharks, and cotton candy. We often pick topics tied to shared family moments so that the information we share is also memories. A lot of the time we play to their strengths and pick a subject they already know a lot about, especially when we’re just starting the game. But we also choose topics they don’t know much about, because it gives them a chance to listen, learn, and practice asking good questions. Conversationalists are nimble. They can come up with something to say, even about random topics, and they learn how to prioritize and share the right information at the right time. They also know when to stop talking. They share the floor, take turns, and listen actively. And if someone doesn’t have a fact to share, we teach them to stay engaged by asking thoughtful questions to keep the conversation going. The next step in this game, which isn’t shown in the video, is adding on to each other’s facts by asking follow-up questions or adding more details. This takes the conversation deeper and turns it into a real back-and-forth. Asking good questions is the most important part of a conversation, that's why I have other games that tackle that skill too! #kelsewhatelse #howtotalktolittlekids #midwestmom #bodylanguagegame
Am I going to be known as the lady who had a public internet breakdown over @piratesbooty now? So be it. 

Somebody please tag  @piratesbooty 

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Am I going to be known as the lady who had a public internet breakdown over @piratesbooty now? So be it. Somebody please tag @piratesbooty #kelsewhatelse #midwestmom
You never turn your back to a shower curtain. In 35 years of life has anyone ever hidden in my shower curtain? No. Do I actually know anybody who has had somebody hiding behind their shower curtain? No. But growing up it was absolutely impressed upon me by word-of-mouth and movies and TV shows that you must check behind the shower curtain or face eminent danger. 

Girl Training my husband part 4

Every time we drive past a man running at night I point him out and say “oh look! I can’t do that!” I feel it is my duty to make Sam also have to learn the rules of being a girl training that we had to learn. Just to idk… go outside and live. STAY ALERT SAMUEL.

#kelsewhatelse #midwesternmom #girltraining #stayalertsamuel
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You never turn your back to a shower curtain. In 35 years of life has anyone ever hidden in my shower curtain? No. Do I actually know anybody who has had somebody hiding behind their shower curtain? No. But growing up it was absolutely impressed upon me by word-of-mouth and movies and TV shows that you must check behind the shower curtain or face eminent danger. Girl Training my husband part 4 Every time we drive past a man running at night I point him out and say “oh look! I can’t do that!” I feel it is my duty to make Sam also have to learn the rules of being a girl training that we had to learn. Just to idk… go outside and live. STAY ALERT SAMUEL. #kelsewhatelse #midwesternmom #girltraining #stayalertsamuel

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Kelsey Pomeroy received 9.64M total likes across 317 posts in the last 12 months, averaging 30.4K likes per post.
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Kelsey Pomeroy's Instagram content generated 309M total impressions over the last 12 months.
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